PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alborz Mumu (ranked 21 p4p, 106 weight class) and Oulu Laine (ranked 5 p4p, 19 weight class). Laine is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Peti - Oulu Shangri-la. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mumu
vs
Laine

210 cm
28
260
17 - 4 - 0

199 cm
38
248
22 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alborz Mumu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yuuki Gou and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch! Laine slams his shin into Mumu's torso.
Laine throws a jab when Mumu was well out of range.

Laine drops Mumu with a beautiful combination! Mumu stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Laine is looking for the KO!

It looks like Alborz Mumu has been cut.
Laine on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Laine uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mumu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Laine closes the distance and clinches.
Mumu lands with a short shot to the head.
Mumu misses with the head strike.
Laine can't find room to land a body shot as Mumu controls the action.
Laine struggles to land a body shot inside as Mumu controls his hands.
Laine misses with some punches.
Laine lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mumu or not.
Laine swings wildly with an uppercut but Mumu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mumu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Laine on the inside.
Laine is working Mumu over against the cage.
Mumu is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Laine struggles to land a body shot inside as Mumu controls his hands.
Laine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mumu's elbow.
Laine prevents a body shot from Mumu.
Laine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Laine pushes Mumu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from Laine as the two fighters clinch.
A hook to the body from Laine.
Laine digs a right hand into Mumu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mumu's gas tank.
Still in the clinch, Laine scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laine stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Laine softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laine creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Laine misses with a punch to the body.
Laine lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mumu backwards.
Laine lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Laine manages to break the clinch.
Laine lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mumu at a distance.

Mumu tries to keep at a distance but Laine has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mumu misses with a punch on the inside.
Laine softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Laine struggles to land a body shot inside as Mumu controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mumu.
Laine digs a right hand into Mumu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mumu's gas tank.
Laine lands a body shot.
Laine lands with a light punch inside.
Mumu blocks a body shot from Laine.
Laine can't find room to land a body shot as Mumu controls the action.

Laine breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laine jabs Mumu to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Crack! Laine connects with the perfect overhand right and Mumu falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Laine!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oulu Laine!
Oulu Laine is the new heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Oulu Laine misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.