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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sly Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and CHAAAAALIE HUSTLE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
2 - 0 - 1 |
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265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sly Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, CHAAAAALIE HUSTLE!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The strikes coming from Cheese are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
HUSTLE is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Cheese trying to control the pace.
HUSTLE is refusing to be controlled, as Cheese sits in half guard.
Still in half guard, Cheese seems content to control.
HUSTLE avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cheese.
HUSTLE is looking to improve his position.
Cheese sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. HUSTLE defending well though.
HUSTLE is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Cheese is figuring out what he wants to do next.
HUSTLE gets full guard.
HUSTLE scrambles and gets back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a two punch combination.
HUSTLE is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
HUSTLE staying out of range there.
HUSTLE drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Cheese tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
HUSTLE working away.
HUSTLE trying to control the position but Cheese is working away.
HUSTLE tries to advance to mount but can't.
HUSTLE wants to stand but Cheese has his arm trapped.
HUSTLE working away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cheese darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
It looks like CHAAAAALIE HUSTLE has been cut.
HUSTLE looks gassed!
HUSTLE shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Cheese not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Well, if Cheese is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Cheese not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cheese throwing shots but HUSTLE is blocking nicely.
HUSTLE taking some punishment here, with Cheese in his half guard.
Cheese lands with a punch from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese controlling the pace.
HUSTLE tries to get to full guard but Cheese has control of the leg.
Cheese stalling.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed HUSTLE's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cheese connects with a nice short shot to HUSTLE's temple.
HUSTLE trying to hold on to Cheese's head to control him but Cheese postures up.
Cheese scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Cheese thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed HUSTLE's head.
Cheese sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Cheese lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cheese keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Cheese throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cheese is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Cheese scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Cheese keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sly Cheese dominated that round.
The cut man is working on CHAAAAALIE HUSTLE's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
HUSTLE misses with a few strikes there.
Cheese throws a series of punches but HUSTLE moves out of range.
Cheese is looking to clinch.
Cheese lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as HUSTLE backs up against the cage.
HUSTLE looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cheese keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cheese fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
HUSTLE wants to clinch up but Cheese keeps it at a distance.
HUSTLE slips a jab and a cross from Cheese.
Cheese throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cheese throws a series of punches but HUSTLE moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Cheese.
Cheese circles away from the clinch attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
HUSTLE lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cheese ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sly Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
HUSTLE with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cheese gets a clinch.
Cheese pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cheese is looking to break free of the clinch but HUSTLE has double underhooks.
Cheese wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
HUSTLE gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Cheese is trying to control but can't.
Cheese is controlling HUSTLE's trapped leg to prevent HUSTLE from advancing to side control.
Cheese is trying to stand up here but HUSTLE is controlling him well.
Cheese trying to control from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese tries to roll over but HUSTLE keeps him under control.
HUSTLE looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
HUSTLE wants to pass the guard but Cheese is defending well.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cheese shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in HUSTLE's guard.
HUSTLE bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cheese's guard.
Cheese is striking from the bottom but HUSTLE uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
HUSTLE wants to control but Cheese is keeping him busy.
Sly Cheese overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese trying to hold on to HUSTLE's head to control him but HUSTLE postures up.
Cheese looks like he's trying to stand up.
Cheese blocking the ground and pound attempt from HUSTLE.
Cheese tries to get to full guard but HUSTLE has control of the leg.
HUSTLE scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cheese keeping control of the position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Cheese shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Cheese showed some decent athleticism there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
HUSTLE is trying to control but can't.
Cheese sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Cheese lands strikes from half guard.
Cheese controlling the pace.
HUSTLE is trying to maintain the position but Cheese is very close to passing his half guard.
Cheese scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cheese is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sly Cheese dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on CHAAAAALIE HUSTLE's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Cheese looks to land a combination. HUSTLE sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
HUSTLE tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cheese paws at him with a jab and circles away.
HUSTLE staying out of range there.
HUSTLE with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cheese counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cheese connects with a nice short shot to HUSTLE's temple.
HUSTLE is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
HUSTLE has hold of Cheese's hands but Cheese slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ground and pound from Cheese.
Cheese working over HUSTLE with some ground and pound. HUSTLE looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Cheese's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
HUSTLE is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Nice strikes from Cheese there.
Cheese thows a huge punch but HUSTLE dodges it nicely.
Cheese with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
HUSTLE wants to improve his position but Cheese is controlling well.
HUSTLE is looking to escape.
HUSTLE misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Cheese with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Cheese has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
HUSTLE is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Cheese scores with a couple of nice shots.
Cheese takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Sly Cheese just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Cheese tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and HUSTLE is able to avoid easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese shoots in but HUSTLE avoids the takedown attempt easily.
HUSTLE moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Cheese falls off balance throwing a combination
and HUSTLE counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Cheese is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Cheese swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cheese with a poor takedown
and HUSTLE counters with a left and a right that stings Cheese.
Cheese drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cheese trying to control the position from guard on top but HUSTLE is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cheese is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
HUSTLE tries to strike from the bottom.
Cheese is looking to work some ground and pound but HUSTLE has wrist control.
Cheese loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cheese controls from within his opponent's guard.
Cheese throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as HUSTLE works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sly Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cheese controlling from the top position.
HUSTLE pulls Cheese in close to his closed guard and prevents Cheese from doing any damage or advancing position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sly Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sly Cheese!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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