PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Miami Vice (ranked 300 p4p, 419 weight class) and Nati Pisswater (ranked 40 p4p, 56 weight class). Vice comes to the cage accompanied by Vice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Vice
vs
Pisswater

177 cm
26
160
10 - 3 - 0

172 cm
27
153
11 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miami Vice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Franklyn Lucas and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Pisswater.
Pisswater swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pisswater takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pisswater swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Vice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Vice darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Vice throws a hook to the side of Pisswater's head but Pisswater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Vice clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Vice fails to land.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vice misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vice jumps guard but Pisswater turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A shot in the inside from Pisswater.
Vice misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.

Pisswater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater lands a nice shot that snaps Vice's head back.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Vice is just out of range.
Pisswater scores with a hook.

It looks like Miami Vice has been cut.
Pisswater lands a jab to the nose.
Pisswater misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Vice to counter with a crisp jab.
Vice throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Vice throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a right hand to the body.

Pisswater rushes Vice and presses him up against the cage.
Vice misses with the head strike.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vice blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vice stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Vice controls the action.
Pisswater lands a nice uppercut.
Pisswater works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vice backwards.
Pisswater scores with a shoulder strike.

Pisswater breaks the clinch.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the body
enabling Vice to counter with a crisp jab.
Vice slips a straight right by Pisswater.
A head kick misses from Pisswater.
A counter left hand to the body from Vice misses its target.
Pisswater fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vice keeps the fight on the outside.
Vice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pisswater throws out the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Vice counters with a straight right hand.
Vice looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pisswater throws a lazy right hand but Vice sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pisswater looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vice moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pisswater looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisswater scores with a punch to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vice takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pisswater jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vice. Pisswater does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vice scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pisswater doesn't seem bothered though.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vice was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
Vice slips a jab from Pisswater.
Vice seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Vice misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vice just misses with a punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vice wants to clinch up but Pisswater keeps it at a distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Miami Vice's cut.
That's time! Vice's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slapping leg kick lands for Pisswater.
Vice lands a jab to the nose.
Vice has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Pisswater lands a front kick.
Pisswater throws a predictable looking body shot
and Vice counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Nati Pisswater has been cut.
Vice slips a jab from Pisswater.
Vice connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vice lands a nice shot that snaps Pisswater's head back.

Pisswater is rocked!
Pisswater is aggressively charging in as Vice backs up avoiding any damage. Vice tosses out a jab and Pisswater runs right into it face first! Pisswater is out cold! Vice dropped down on all fours and is barking in Pisswater's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Miami Vice!
A relieved looking Miami Vice thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.