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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Janky Jankens (ranked 4160 p4p, 4072 weight class) and Dirt Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jankens might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Straight Outta Compton by- NWA. Nasty is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Whip It by - DEVO. Janky Jankens is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Janky Jankens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dirt Nasty!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Topper Green and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nasty throws a one two combo.
Jankens misses the jab.
Nasty rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jankens counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nasty tries to bum rush Jankens with a series of wild strikes but Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jankens misses with a series of wild punches.
Nasty misses with a looping right.
Nasty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty lunges at Jankens with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jankens's hand.
Nasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Nasty throws a right hand that misses
and Jankens counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nasty avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Nasty goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A telegraphed right hand from Nasty misses the target.
Jankens misses with a double jab
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jankens throws a lazy uppercut
and Nasty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jankens's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nasty connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jankens scrambles back to his feet.
Nasty missing with a left hand there. Jankens was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nasty rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jankens counters with a straight right hand.
Nasty throws a looping overhand right but Jankens ducks down to avoid it.
Nasty connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jankens. Jankens circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
Jankens fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nasty manages to avoid it.
Jankens looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Jankens misses.
Nasty slips under a jab from Jankens.
Nasty scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nasty throws a jab but it's blocked by Jankens.
Jankens misses the jab.
Nasty connects with the punch.
Nasty connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nasty throws a looping overhand right but Jankens ducks down to avoid it.
Jankens throwing a counter right hand but Nasty manages to avoid it.
Nasty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jankens slips under a jab.
Nasty takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nasty misses the jab.
Jankens went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jankens.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jankens takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Nasty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jankens misses with a body shot.
Nasty might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nasty misses the jab.
Nasty cracks Jankens with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jankens looks to land a right hand but Nasty moved out of range.
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jankens slips under a jab from Nasty.
Nasty thuds a left hand into Jankens's body.
Nasty throws out a loose jab but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nasty is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jankens had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Jankens misses the shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Nasty.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Nasty's head but Nasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jankens misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Nasty misses.
Jankens throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nasty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jankens keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Nasty feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jankenss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jankens slips under a jab.
Jankens was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jankens misses with a right hand
and Nasty counters with a stiff right hand.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt Nasty dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nasty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jankens moves away.
Jankens swings widly with a right hand
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
Nasty connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jankens momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from Jankens misses the target.
Nasty looks to land a right hand but Jankens moved out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jankens might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Jankens will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice defenses there by Jankens.
Nasty fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasty connects with a body shot that sends Jankens's belly button to the back.
Jankens takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nasty swings widly with a right hand
and Jankens counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jankens misses the body punch
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Nasty throws a hook to the side of Jankens's head but Jankens sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nasty takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nasty lands a really nice looking cross but Jankens seems unphased.
Jankens lands a jab to the head.
Nasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jankens.
Nice straight punches there by Jankens. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jankens.
A cross from Nasty lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jankens. Nasty does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jankens throws a predictable looking body shot
and Nasty counters with a nice uppercut.
Jankens misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nasty darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jankens takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jankens is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nasty.
Nasty bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jankens's head backwards.
Nasty misses with a lunging right hand
and Jankens counters with a straight right hand.
Nasty misses with a hook.
A punch combination from Nasty misses.
Dirt Nasty seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nasty thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dirt Nasty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Nasty scores with a four punch combination!
Jankens comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Jankens throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nasty sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jankens swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasty moves out of range of the strikes.
Nasty slips a jab from Jankens.
Nasty throws out a counter right but Jankens avoids it with no problem.
The fighters circling - Jankens throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nasty misses with a looping right.
Jankens moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nasty swings widly with a right hand
and Jankens counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nasty avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Jankens slips under a jab.
Jankens swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nasty misses with a left hand
and Jankens counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nasty swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jankens counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nasty is breathing heavily.
Nasty lunges at Jankens with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jankens's hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jankens steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Nasty's head but Nasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jankens is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nasty.
Nice body punch from Nasty.
Jankens swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jankens misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
Jankens takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nasty has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jankens scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jankens looks to throw the jab but Nasty is out of range.
Jankens misses with a double jab.
Jankens slips a jab from Nasty.
Jankens swings widly with a right hand
and Nasty cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt Nasty showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nasty! But no joy.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nasty throws a shot from downtown. Jankens moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Jankens.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Jab from Nasty.
Nasty misses with a right hand
and Jankens cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nasty scores with a sloppy right hand. Jankens should have avoided that one.
Nasty misses with a few strikes there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jankens.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jankens lands with a straight right. Nasty didn't see that one coming.
Jankens looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nasty loads up on a big right hand but Jankens slips the punch.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
A swing and a miss from Jankens.
Jankens throws a nice looking combination but Nasty bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nasty misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Jankens to counter with a crisp jab.
Nasty misses with a straight left.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
Nasty cracks Jankens with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A right-left combo lands from Nasty.
Jankens displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nasty throws out the jab.
Nice jab there from Jankens.
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Janky Jankens has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nasty throws a one two combo.
Nasty takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jankens misses with a double jab.
A big right from Nasty misses.
Nasty throws the left hand but Jankens avoids the punch easily.
Nasty is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jankens misses with a body shot.
Jankens rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nasty counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jankens thinking.
Jankens misses with a wild combination.
Nasty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jankens lands a glancing blow to the side of Nasty's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Jankens throws a sloppy body shot
and Nasty counters with a two punch combo.
Nasty connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jankens's hands.
Jankens uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nasty.
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jankens ducks under a wild hook from Nasty.
Jankens looks to score with a jab to the body but Nasty is just out of range.
It seemed like Nasty was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nasty looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jankens throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jankens throws a body punch but Nasty moves out of range.
Jankens throws an off balance right hand
letting Nasty counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nasty moves out of range as Jankens strikes.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Jankens jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like Nasty was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jankens throws a shot from downtown. Nasty moves away and avoids it.
Jankens throws the left hand but Nasty avoids the punch easily.
Jankens throws a lazy right hand but Nasty sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirt Nasty comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nasty has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!
Judge Topper Green scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!
Dirt Nasty wins by unanimous decision!
A less than humble Dirt Nasty misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
The defeated Janky Jankens had this to say: 'Fucking janky'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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