PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Jones (ranked 185 p4p, 1154 weight class) and Andreas Kohler (ranked 6 p4p, 40 weight class). David Jones has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Jones
vs
Kohler

200 cm
34
287
16 - 6 - 0

191 cm
24
286
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Jones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Andreas Kohler!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kohler closes the distance and clinches.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.

Kohler breaks the clinch.
Jones stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A punch lands to the side of Kohler 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Jones cracks Kohler with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Jones has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kohler to stand back up!

Kohler is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kohler wants to clinch
and Jones counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Jones!
David Jones retains his super heavyweight title!
After the big win, David Jones made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors PWNAGE™ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.