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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 1394 p4p, 1466 weight class) and Panda Four (ranked 195 p4p, 206 weight class). Bigtitties comes to the cage accompanied by JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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194 cm 22 205 5 - 3 - 0 |
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150 cm 22 205 7 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling Excellent MT Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler Excellent boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Panda Four! The judges for this bout are James Glass, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Four slips under a jab. Four looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bigtitties! Four goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Bigtitties rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Four's guard! Nice work there by Bigtitties! Four working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Bigtitties has passed into half guard!
Four looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. Four looking for submissions off his back. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Four actively working from the bottom here. We've been hearing good reports from Bigtitties's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
That's one minute gone in the round. Four looking for submissions off his back. Four is looking for a sweep. Bigtitties is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. Bigtitties wants to lay and pray for a moment but Four keeps working. Four looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. Four is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bigtitties pulls his head out easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Four looking for submissions from an awkward position here. Four actively working from the bottom here. Bigtitties seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Four is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Bigtitties is tapping! Great win for Four!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Panda Four!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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