PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 343 p4p, 1490 weight class) and Radio Philips (ranked 49 p4p, 192 weight class). Radio Philips is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mad Onion
vs
Philips

192 cm
31
275
26 - 17 - 0

202 cm
30
260
14 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Urban Fighter
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Radio Philips!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mad Onion clinches up with Philips and pushes him back against the cage.
Mad Onion misses with a knee to the head.
Philips lands an elbow that stopped Mad Onion in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Luke Mad Onion has been cut.
Mad Onion takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mad Onion lands a hook to the side of the head.
Philips blocks an elbow strike from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion trying to land knees to the body.
Philips tries a body shot but Mad Onion blocks it.
Mad Onion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Philips is defending well for now.
Philips blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Philips.
Mad Onion is breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Philips.
Philips blocks an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Philips.
Philips misses with a punch to the body.
Mad Onion avoiding damage as Philips throws knees to the body.
Philips misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Philips scores a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Philips leaning his opponent against the cage.
Philips lands a knee to the head.
Philips lands a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Philips comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mad Onion looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mad Onion misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Our sources have told us that Mad Onion has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Philips lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Mad Onion swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Philips avoids a wild elbow strike from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Philips gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Philips lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Philips told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Mad Onion creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Philips scores a nice knee to the body.
Philips tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mad Onion avoids it.
Good body shot from Philips.
Philips landing knees to the body.
Philips lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Philips misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Philips lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mad Onion backwards.
Philips lands an uppercut.
Philips lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mad Onion backwards.
Philips lands a damaging elbow.
Philips lands a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Philips landing knees to the head.

Mad Onion is rocked!
Philips is working Mad Onion over with knees. Oh, he's thrown a big one to the head! Mad Onion is out! One big shot and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Radio Philips!
A victorious Radio Philips thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.