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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill Cosby (ranked 192 p4p, 599 weight class) and Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 23 p4p, 89 weight class). Bill Cosby has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Cosby!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cosby tries to clinch up but Rees Mogg circles away and keeps his distance.
It seemed like Rees Mogg was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cosby misses with a straight left.
Rees Mogg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rees Mogg looks to throw the jab but Cosby is out of range.
Rees Mogg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cosby moves away.
Cosby misses with a hook.
Rees Mogg cracks Cosby with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Rees Mogg misses with an uppercut. Cosby saw that one coming.
Cosby throws out a powerful jab.
Rees Mogg has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Rees Mogg darts in and clinches Cosby up against the cage.
Cosby cracks Rees Mogg with a nice body shot.
Cosby tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice left hand lands by Cosby.
Rees Mogg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Rees Mogg throws a head punch that misses.
Cosby lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cosby tries to throw a body punch but Rees Mogg avoids it by throwing Cosby back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rees Mogg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cosby's brow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rees Mogg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Cosby.
Rees Mogg lands with a short shot to the head.
Cosby misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from Rees Mogg as the two fighters clinch.
Rees Mogg lands with a light punch inside.
Cosby lands a body punch.
Rees Mogg misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cosby prevents Rees Mogg from breaking the clinch.
Cosby's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cosby.
Cosby tries to throw a body punch but Rees Mogg avoids it by throwing Cosby back against the cage.
Rees Mogg misses with the head strike.
Rees Mogg lands a shot to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Cosby fails to land.
Rees Mogg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cosby avoids a wild elbow strike from Rees Mogg.
Cosby trying to land knees to the body.
Cosby can't get the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cosby lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cosby tries to land knees in the clinch but Rees Mogg avoids the damage to the body.
A short body shot lands from Cosby as the two fighters clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cosby.
Cosby misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cosby trying to land knees to the body.
Cosby is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Rees Mogg pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Cosby misses with a punch to the body.
Cosby lands a nice shot to the body.
Rees Mogg blocks a body shot from Cosby.
Cosby lands a nice shot to the body.
Cosby tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rees Mogg misses with the head strike.
Rees Mogg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cosby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Rees Mogg.
Cosby swings wildly with an uppercut but Rees Mogg uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosby blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Cosby.
Cosby lands a hook that snaps the head of Rees Mogg backwards.
Cosby misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cosby trying to land knees to the body.
Cosby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cosby looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Rees Mogg misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rees Mogg.
Cosby misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cosby working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cosby prevents Rees Mogg from breaking the clinch.
Cosby tries to throw a body punch but Rees Mogg avoids it by throwing Cosby back against the cage.
Cosby is leaning against Rees Mogg and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Cosby fails to land.
A short right from Cosby on the inside.
Cosby throws an elbow that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cosby avoids a wild elbow strike from Rees Mogg.
A short right from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg gets underhooks to prevent Cosby's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bill Cosby. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cosby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cosby misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rees Mogg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Cosby on the inside.
Cosby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cosby misses with the head strike.
Cosby misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cosby tries to throw a body punch but Rees Mogg avoids it by throwing Cosby back against the cage.
Cosby can't find room to land a body shot as Rees Mogg controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cosby.
Rees Mogg managing to block the knees to the body from Cosby.
Cosby pushes off an throws an elbow but Rees Mogg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cosby tries a body shot but Rees Mogg blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Cosby fails to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bill Cosby dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Cosby slips a jab from Rees Mogg.
The fighters circling - Rees Mogg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rees Mogg stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cosby.
Cosby fails with a takedown attempt.
Rees Mogg throws a jab when Cosby was well out of range.
Cosby throws an overhand right that lands on Rees Mogg's shoulder, as Rees Mogg tries to avoid the shot.
Cosby throws a jab but it's blocked by Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cosby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rees Mogg can do to turn this around?
Cosby connects with a looping right hand.
Cosby jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rees Mogg throws out a loose jab but Cosby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cosby changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rees Mogg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cosby ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cosby misses the jab.
Bill Cosby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cosby connects with a single shot there.
Cosby digs a good body shot into Rees Mogg's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby lands a nice looking body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Rees Mogg misses the target.
Rees Mogg lands a jab-cross combination.
Rees Mogg throws a shot from downtown. Cosby moves away and avoids it.
Rees Mogg gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Cosby controls from within his opponent's guard.
Cosby lands a couple of digs.
Cosby trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cosby trying to control the position from guard on top but Rees Mogg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cosby missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cosby looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Cosby has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Cosby passes into half guard.
Rees Mogg is trying to maintain the position but Cosby is very close to passing his half guard.
Cosby wants to pass the guard but Rees Mogg is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cosby slows the pace down in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosby thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rees Mogg's head.
Cosby is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Rees Mogg taking some punishment here, with Cosby in his half guard.
Cosby wants to pass the guard but Rees Mogg is defending well.
Rees Mogg blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cosby.
Cosby is looking to take a break and control but Rees Mogg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cosby is stalling here. Rees Mogg is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Cosby seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Rees Mogg has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rees Mogg is looking to take a break and control but Cosby is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
Cosby tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Rees Mogg wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Rees Mogg is looking to take a break and control but Cosby is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cosby tries to buck Rees Mogg off but Rees Mogg is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bill Cosby dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Cosby slips a jab and a cross from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rees Mogg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A countering left hand to the body from Rees Mogg misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Cosby misses the target.
Rees Mogg bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cosby's head backwards.
Cosby misses the shot to the body.
Cosby scores with a three punch combo!
Cosby dodges the punch combination from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rees Mogg there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rees Mogg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cosby.
Cosby lands a jab to the head.
Rees Mogg is rocked!
Cosby lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rees Mogg at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rees Mogg slips a straight right by Cosby.
Rees Mogg scores with a nice head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg takes one on the button.
Rees Mogg is still on wobbly legs! Can Cosby finish him?
Decent striking displayed by Cosby there.
Cosby throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Rees Mogg to counter with a crisp jab.
Cosby drops Rees Mogg with a straight right hand, right on the button! Cosby follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill Cosby!
Bill Cosby retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking Bill Cosby rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
The defeated Jacob Rees Mogg had this to say: 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.
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