PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Third Eye (ranked 249 p4p, 366 weight class) and Crazy Horse (ranked 34 p4p, 47 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Eye
vs
Horse

180 cm
30
155
17 - 4 - 2

175 cm
26
165
9 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
SynCity Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Third Eye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Crazy Horse!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Ron Honeybunn and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Horse shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Eye swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Horse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Eye stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Eye misses with a body shot
and Eye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Eye throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Horse cracks Eye with a good jab.
A big left from Eye misses.
Horse looks to land a right hand but Eye moved out of range.
Eye lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Eye tries a low kick but Horse avoids it.
Horse is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Horse throws a hook but Eye avoids it easily.
Eye walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Eye looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Eye throws the left hand but Horse avoids the punch easily.
Eye tried to score with a low kick but Horse checks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Horse misses with a wild body shot.
Eye slips a jab and a cross from Horse.
Eye went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Horse cracks a nice hook into Eye's ribs.
Eye jabs Horse right on the nose. Horse blinks but takes it well.
Horse swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eye throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Horse on the side of the head.
Horse looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Horse chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Eye can pounce on him.
Horse blocks a leg kick.
Eye lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Eye misses with a jab, cross combination.
Third Eye is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Horse bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Eye misses with a double jab
and Eye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Horse moves away from the strike by Eye.
We've been informed that Horse has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Eye fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Horse.
Eye with a nice calf kick.
Eye throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Eye misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Eye loads up on a big right hand but Horse slips the punch.
Donk. Horse catches Eye right on the button with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Horse blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eye throws a big shot that misses.
Horse on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Eye lands a glancing blow to the side of Horse's head.
Eye lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Eye throws an overhand right that lands on Horse's shoulder, as Horse tries to avoid the shot.
Eye fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Horse shoots for a takedown but Eye saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Horse fails with a takedown attempt.
Third Eye has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crazy Horse.
Horse misses with a looping right.
A quick step to the side and Eye tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Eye throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Eye scoring well with a low kick there.
Horse misses with a straight right.
Eye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Horse.
Horse takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Eye fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Horse takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Horse drops his hands momentarily and Eye takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Eye throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Horse on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eye misses with a leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Eye, as that shot connected.
Horse checks the leg kick.
Horse tests Eye's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Horse missing with a left hand there. Eye was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Eye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Horse.
Eye with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Horse to score with a decent uppercut.
Eye uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Horse.
Horse throws a shot from downtown. Eye moves away and avoids it.
Eye uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Horse.
Eye misses with a low kick.
Eye is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Eye avoids the body shot from Horse.
Eye slips a straight right by Horse.
That kick from Eye tenderised Horse's leg. Horse is trying to keep his angry face on.
Eye ducks under a wild hook from Horse.
Horse displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Eye throws out the jab.
Eye lands with a straight right. Horse didn't see that one coming.
Horse throws a hook to the side of Eye's head but Eye sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Horse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Horse misses with a straight left.
Eye fails to land with a series of punches.
A slow jab from Horse misses its intended target.
Horse just misses with a punch to the body.
Eye's jab looks to have found its range, popping Horse under the eye.
Horse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Eye counters with a straight right hand.
Eye is looking to slow Horse down with leg kicks.
Horse tests Eye's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Horse misses the target.
Eye was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Eye throws a low kick but Horse avoids it.
Eye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Horse.
Eye swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Eye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Eye lands a two punch combo.
A nice inside leg kick there by Eye. That's going to slow Horse down.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Eye keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Horse avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Eye fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Horse on the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Third Eye dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Horse dodges the punch combination from Eye.
A little jabbing left from Horse on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A jab from Eye misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Horse misses the target.
A nice leg kick from Eye, right into the meat of the thigh.
Eye attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Eye swings for the body but Horse moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Eye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Eye lands with a cross.
Eye misses with a low kick.
Horse checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Eye pivots, looking for a leg kick but Horse is out of range and Eye settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eye misses with a straight right.
Horse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Horse throws a shot from downtown. Eye moves away and avoids it.
Eye fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Horse on the side of the head.
Horse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Eye lands with a shot to the body.
Eye fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eye throws a series of punches but Horse moves out of range.
Third Eye is winning the standup battle so far.
Eye dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Horse. That did some damage!
Eye with a jab.
Horse moves out of range of the leg kick from Eye.
Eye is looking to slow Horse down with leg kicks.
Eye throws a hook but Horse avoids it easily.
Eye keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Horse fails with an attempt to clinch.

Horse moves into the clinch successfully.
Horse prevents Eye from breaking the clinch.
Horse misses with a punch on the inside.
Horse lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short left from Horse.
Horse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Horse.
Horse lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Horse lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Eye backwards.
Horse lands a nice uppercut.
Eye lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Horse manages to pull guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Horse manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Eye manages to get himself to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Eye swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Horse keeps trying to improve his position.
Horse trying to control but Eye is working from the bottom.
Third Eye is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Horse trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Eye keeping moving, preventing Horse from controlling successfully.
Horse pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Eye is keeping the position for now.
Horse prevents Eye from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horse tries to free his leg and advance position but Eye is retaining full guard.
Eye preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Horse wants to control from the top but Eye keeps moving.
Horse won't allow Eye to get back to his feet.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Eye is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Horse can do to turn this around?
Eye looks to throw the jab but Horse is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Horse on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Eye throws a low kick but Horse avoids it.
Eye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Horse lands a really nice looking cross but Eye seems unphased.
Third Eye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eye avoids the body shot from Horse.
Eye misses with a low kick.
Eye misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eye lands with a thumping leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Eye misses.
Horse checks a leg kick.
Horse doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Eye needs to keep his hands up - Horse had a free shot at his head there.
Horse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Eye manages to avoid it.
Horse throws the left hand but Eye avoids the punch easily.
Nice jab there from Eye.
Horse checks a leg kick.
Horse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Horse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Horse throws a body shot but no joy.
Horse uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Eye.
Horse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Horse connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Horse slips a jab and a cross from Eye.
Horse scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by Eye.
Horse throws a looping overhand right but Eye ducks down to avoid it.
A slow jab from Eye misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Third Eye will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Eye connects with an inside leg kick.
Horse throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Horse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Horse throws the left hand but Eye avoids the punch easily.
Eye does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Horse with a jab.
Eye fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Eye throws a leg kick which misses Horse's front leg but catches the back leg as Horse tries to avoid it.
Eye moves away from the strike by Horse.
Some wild striking there from Eye.
Horse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Eye moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eye wants to slow Horse down by chopping away at his legs.
A telegraphed right hand from Horse misses the target.
Eye misses with a wild combination.
Eye misses with a hook.
Horse tries to counter by closing the distance.
Eye misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse throws a body punch but Eye moves out of range.
Horse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Eye.
Horse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Horse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Eye.
Eye throws a head kick that misses.
Eye takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Horse swings for the body but Eye moves out of range.
As Horse backs away, Eye returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Eye slips a straight right by Horse.
An attempted straight right counter from Eye misses the target.
Horse misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Eye was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Horse.
Horse throws an overhand right that lands on Eye's shoulder, as Eye tries to avoid the shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Eye.
Eye throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Eye connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Horse waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Eye.
Eye misses with a looping left.
Horse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Eye throws a hook to the side of Horse's head but Horse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Horse! But no joy.
Eye moves out of range as Horse strikes.
Eye misses with a looping left.
Crazy Horse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eye avoids the body shot from Horse.
Eye is looking to counter punch.
Eye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Eye misses with a wild combination.
Horse misses with an uppercut. Eye saw that one coming.
Eye throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horse ducks under a wild hook from Eye.
Horse keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Horse misses with a looping right.
Horse misses with a looping left.
Horse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Eye steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Horse.
Eye works Horse's body with a nice hook.
Eye scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Horse throws a body punch but Eye moves out of range.
Eye bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Eye buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eye scores with a punch to the head.
Eye throws a good cross that connects.
Eye uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Horse.
Horse misses the shot to the body.
Horse throws a jab when Eye was well out of range.
A quick step to the side and Eye tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Eye lands with an uppercut that bounces Horse off the cage and back into range.
Eye throws a looping overhand right but Horse ducks down to avoid it.
Good shot there by Horse.
Horse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Eye.
Eye digs a good hook to Horse's body.
Horse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Eye misses the target.
Horse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Eye manages to avoid it.
Eye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Eye lands with a nice combination. Horse backs away looking to recover.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eye jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Eye keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Horse cracks Eye with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Eye buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Eye.
Eye scores with a body shot.
Horse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Eye manages to avoid it.
Horse moves out of range as Eye strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as Horse blocks the leg kick.
Horse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Horse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Horse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Eye.
Eye connects with a nice looking jab.
Eye walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Horse checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Eye's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Eye duly obliges.
Eye scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Eye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Horse misses with a hook.
A big right from Horse misses.
Eye lands an overhand right.

And that's the end of the fight!
Third Eye showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Eye, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 30:28
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Third Eye!
A very excited looking Third Eye made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.