PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 5253 p4p, 3339 weight class) and Minerva Wulf (ranked 254 p4p, 197 weight class). Wulf is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sanctus Dominus. The key to victory for Natalia Pisswater has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Pisswater
vs
Wulf

170 cm
19
136
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
19
135
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Minerva Wulf!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Thiago Cunha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater darts in trying to clinch

and Wulf counters with a takedown into side control.
Pisswater wants to get back to his feet but Wulf is dominant here and he's now got Pisswater's back!
Pisswater knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wulf on the ground.
Wulf avoiding Pisswater 's attempts to control his hands.
Wulf lands a shot to the body.
Wulf has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Pisswater.
Pisswater takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wulf scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Pisswater is looking for a way out.
Wulf lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Wulf.
Wulf avoiding Pisswater 's attempts to control his hands.
Pisswater is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Hare of the Dog Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Wulf has Pisswater flattened out and is raining down punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater is trying to get back to his feet but Wulf has full control of the position and if anything, Pisswater has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Pisswater trying to control the hands but Wulf breaks the grip.
Pisswater can't escape the position.
Pisswater biding his time here by controlling the hands, looking to escape.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Wulf is punishing Pisswater with strikes - can he finish him?!
Wulf is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Pisswater. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wulf lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Pisswater.
Pisswater looking very determined here, making life difficult for Wulf.
Pisswater is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Wulf.
Wulf is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Wulf is hanging on to Pisswater's back as he tries to escape.
Wulf scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Wulf is hanging on to Pisswater's back as he tries to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wulf is trying to stick to Pisswater's back but Pisswater is turning into Wulf. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Wulf's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Pisswater.
Wulf is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Wulf has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater won't allow Wulf to sweep him here.
Wulf keeps trying to improve his position.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Wulf has wrist control.
Pisswater has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pisswater wants to stand and escape but instead Wulf has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Wulf postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wulf lands a couple of digs.
Wulf trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wulf working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater controls Wulf momentarily but Wulf frees himself.
Wulf won't allow Pisswater to sweep him here.
Wulf distracts Pisswater with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Wulf working some strikes from top position.
Wulf sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wulf trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Wulf postures up and lands a big shot to Pisswater's brow.
Wulf working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pisswater's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wulf with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Minerva Wulf dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Pisswater throws a body punch but Wulf moves out of range.
Wulf dives in and grabs Pisswater's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pisswater pushes down on Wulf's head and hops out.

Pisswater gets caught napping as Wulf dives in and scores a takedown. Pisswater manages to retain guard.
Pisswater lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Wulf is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pisswater defends well.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater throws a big right hand that misses.
Wulf keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater won't allow Wulf to sweep him here.
Minerva Wulf has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wulf looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisswater is one step ahead there.
Wulf throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Wulf keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Wulf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wulf has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wulf is on top in guard.

Pisswater looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wulf content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Wulf working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pisswater wants to sweep here but Wulf controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater is working hard here to advance position.
Wulf looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wulf lands a couple of elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wulf lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Wulf working some strikes from top position.
Wulf slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Wulf tries to advance to mount but Pisswater denies him.
Pisswater looks to move to half guard but instead Wulf has passed into mount! Damn!
Wulf is landing with some decent strikes but Pisswater is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Pisswater gets back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Wulf lands a nice short elbow.
Wulf slips a nice elbow through Pisswater's hands, connecting with Pisswater's forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Wulf scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wulf working over Pisswater with some ground and pound. Pisswater looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Wulf lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Wulf controlling the action here.
Pisswater wants to improve his position but Wulf is controlling well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wulf seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wulf scoring with strikes to the body and head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Minerva Wulf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Wulf slips under a jab.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater wants to clinch

and Wulf counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Pisswater!
Pisswater takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Wulf gets to mount! Pisswater was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
A nice elbow there by Wulf.
Wulf lands with some strikes.
Wulf lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Pisswater hang on?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater is in a horrible position here. Wulf smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Wulf has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Pisswater's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wulf looking to control and managing it successfully.
Wulf trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Pisswater working to try and regain half guard.
Wulf lands a heavy elbow.
Pisswater can't escape the position.
Minerva Wulf is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater tries to hold on but Wulf postures up.
Wulf controlling from mount.
Wulf prevents Pisswater from getting the reversal.
Wulf connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Wulf controlling from mount.
Pisswater wants to hold on but Wulf pushes him away.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wulf controlling the pace for now.
Wulf unloading with bombs!
Wulf looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Pisswater tries to reverse the position but Wulf maintains control.
Wulf controlling his opponent.
Pisswater wants to control but Wulf is having none of it.
Wulf connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Pisswater is desperately trying to improve his position but Wulf has a good base and remains in mount.
Wulf scoring with strikes but Pisswater is staying in there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wulf lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Wulf tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Pisswater is wriggling around trying to escape.
Wulf controlling his opponent.
Wulf dominating with strikes here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wulf putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Pisswater really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Minerva Wulf comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wulf winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Minerva Wulf!
A victorious Minerva Wulf thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.