PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Yeet Machine (ranked 3985 p4p, 3796 weight class) and Dusty The Polish Diamond (ranked 503 p4p, 483 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Machine
vs
The Polish Diamond

175 cm
25
190
1 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
180
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

The Gulag 159Q Nutrition and 90% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yeet Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dusty The Polish Diamond!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Polish Diamond moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Oooooh!!! Machine has knocked The Polish Diamond down with a huge combo! Machine steps away and waves a wobbly The Polish Diamond back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

The Polish Diamond is rocked!

It looks like Dusty The Polish Diamond has been cut.
Machine takes a swing at The Polish Diamond's ribcage but misses.
The Polish Diamond ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Polish Diamond tries to clinch but Machine moves away

and Machine counters with a crisp right hand that drops The Polish Diamond! Machine lets The Polish Diamond back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The Polish Diamond is still on wobbly legs! Can Machine finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machine lunges in with a left hook that violently twists The Polish Diamond head around and knocks him out cold! Machine hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yeet Machine!