PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Kebab (ranked 3763 p4p, 3231 weight class) and Big Smoke (ranked 52 p4p, 39 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Smoke's choice of entrance music: Big Smoke's Order. Big Smoke has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joey Kebab's chin.

Kebab
vs
Smoke

175 cm
25
200
1 - 1 - 0

176 cm
25
235
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Vegan Gains
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Kebab!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Smoke!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Ben Watson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smoke drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kebab misses with a body kick.
Kebab misses with a lunging right hand
and Smoke counters with a left to the body.
Kebab misses with a looping left.
Nice shot by Kebab.
Smoke has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

Smoke closes the distance and pushes Kebab back into the cage.
Smoke lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kebab tries to break the clinch but Smoke is controlling the position.
Smoke lands a nice uppercut.
Kebab misses with a punch on the inside.
Smoke lands a body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Kebab fails to land.
Smoke scores with a shot to the side of Kebab's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smoke lands a hook that snaps the head of Kebab backwards.
Smoke lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kebab or not.
Kebab is breathing heavily.
Kebab swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smoke lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kebab backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smoke.
A short body shot lands from Smoke as the two fighters clinch.
Smoke lands with a light punch inside.
Smoke lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Smoke presses Kebab against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kebab's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Smoke.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoke digs a right hand underneath Kebab's ribcage. Kebab let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice right hand lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Smoke lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Smoke.
Kebab fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Smoke.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Smoke.
A short body shot lands from Smoke as the two fighters clinch.
Smoke lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Smoke scores with a nice hook to the head.
A shot in the inside from Smoke.

Kebab is rocked!
Smoke works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right hand to the body from Smoke.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smoke lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Smoke.
Oh Kebab is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Smoke lands a big left hand right to the temple and Kebab goes down!
Smoke trying to control the pace.
Kebab definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kebab wants to get back to his feet.
Kebab seems to have got his legs back now.
Kebab tries to kick Smoke off in order to stand up. Smoke Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Smoke in side control, just content to control the action for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kebab is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Smoke takes a little break here. Kebab wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Smoke advances nicely into full mount.
Smoke content just to control the position here.
Smoke is continuing to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kebab is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Smoke controlling the position easily from mount.
Kebab squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Smoke controlling from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Big Smoke dominated that round.
That's time! Kebab's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Smoke throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kebab connects with a crisp jab.
Smoke fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Smoke moves into the clinch.
Smoke is leaning against Kebab and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Smoke.
A short right from Smoke.
Smoke digs a right hand underneath Kebab's ribcage. Kebab let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Still in the clinch, Smoke scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Kebab fails to land.
Smoke lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kebab.
A short uppercut from Smoke.
Smoke lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Smoke.
Smoke has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Smoke lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Smoke lands a hook that snaps the head of Kebab backwards.
A body shot lands from Smoke.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smoke.
Still in the clinch, Smoke scores with a nice short uppercut.
Smoke lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kebab or not.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Smoke drops Kebab with a big right hand! Smoke charges in looking to finish - Kebab manages to keep Smoke in his guard and seems to have recovered somewhat.
Smoke advances to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoke sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Smoke stops Kebab from getting back to his feet.
Smoke content to control rather than advance.
Kebab is trying to stand up here but Smoke is controlling him well.
Smoke controlling the action here.
Kebab is trying to stand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Well, if Smoke is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Kebab tries to bum rush Smoke with a series of wild strikes but Smoke uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Smoke throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Kebab tumbling to the canvas!
Smoke is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Kebab wants to stand up but Smoke is controlling him.
Smoke is stalling in the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kebab is looking to stand back up but Smoke counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Kebab.
Smoke perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Kebab is trying to stand back up but Smoke is controlling him

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Smoke throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kebab stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Big Smoke seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Smoke clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kebab throws a punch but it's blocked by Smoke.
A short body shot lands from Smoke as the two fighters clinch.
Kebab tries a body shot but Smoke blocks it.
Smoke lands a body punch in the clinch.
Big Smoke seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke lands a body shot in the clinch.
Smoke lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Smoke lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Smoke lands with a light punch inside.
Smoke lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kebab or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Smoke lands a big uppercut and Kebab is down! He's in big trouble - Smoke follows him to the mat!
Smoke controlling the action here.
Kebab tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Smoke manages to move to mount!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smoke controlling his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Big Smoke showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Smoke misses with an uppercut. Kebab saw that one coming.
Nice shot lands for Smoke.
Kebab uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smoke.
Smoke changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kebab throws a jab but it's blocked by Smoke.
Smoke throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kebab stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kebab throws a body kick that misses.
Smoke misses with a straight left.

Smoke instigates a clinch.
Kebab swings wildly with an uppercut but Smoke uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke lands with a light punch inside.
Kebab tries to circle away but Smoke has him pinned against the cage.
Smoke pushes Kebab back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Smoke lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kebab can't find room to land a body shot as Smoke controls the action.
Smoke blocking some punches.
Smoke works on Kebab's body with a couple of short punches.
Smoke lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kebab backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoke lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Smoke lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kebab.
Smoke lands with a left to the head.
Smoke is leaning against Kebab and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Smoke lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kebab backwards.
Smoke stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Smoke.
Smoke lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Smoke creates a bit of distance for himself, with Kebab pressed up against the cage and cracks Kebab with a massive uppercut! Kebab goes down! He's out cold! Wow, that was some serious power there by Smoke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Big Smoke!
After winning the bout, Big Smoke thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.