PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hill Billy Hank (ranked 3697 p4p, 3377 weight class) and Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf (ranked 476 p4p, 439 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hank
vs
Tamdfjsmf

188 cm
23
200
2 - 3 - 0

184 cm
26
190
5 - 13 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hill Billy Hank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hank dodges the punch combination from Tamdfjsmf.

Hank looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Tamdfjsmf!
Tamdfjsmf tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Tamdfjsmf can't do much from the bottom here.
Hank scoring with punches and elbows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Hank has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Tamdfjsmf tries to improve position but can't.
Hank has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hank lands some shots froms side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hank working away.
Hank in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Tamdfjsmf on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to reverse the position.

Hank working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control Hank's posture but Hank avoids it.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to regain half guard here but Hank keeps moving and retains side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Hank is working Tamdfjsmf over with some ground and pound from side control.
Hank takes a little break here. Tamdfjsmf wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Tamdfjsmf stops Hank from passing to mount.
Hank trying to control the position but Tamdfjsmf is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to regain half guard here but Hank keeps moving and retains side control.
Tamdfjsmf is pushing Hank's head away, looking to escape. Hank manages to hold on to the position though.
Tamdfjsmf tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hank prevents Tamdfjsmf from escaping the position.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Hank staying calm.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hill Billy Hank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Hank fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tamdfjsmf, pushing him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hank tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tamdfjsmf avoids it.
Tamdfjsmf is working for takedown but Hank is calmly controlling the position for now.
Hank gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Tamdfjsmf.

Hank gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Tamdfjsmf kicks off Hank and gets to his feet.
Tamdfjsmf goes for a double leg but Hank avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hank continues to drive forward.
Hank is looking to counter the offense by Tamdfjsmf and move into the clinch.
Hill Billy Hank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf.

Hank drives through and clinches with Tamdfjsmf against the cage.
Hank is pressed up against the cage. Tamdfjsmf has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Hank down to the mat. Hank avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hank.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Hank throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Tamdfjsmf tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Hank is in Tamdfjsmf's guard.
Tamdfjsmf utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hill Billy Hank dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hank shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf tries to kick Hank off in order to stand up. Hank Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.

Hank thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Hank working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tamdfjsmf is looking for a sweep.
Tamdfjsmf struggling a bit here.
Hank is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tamdfjsmf can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to reverse the position.
Tamdfjsmf tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Hill Billy Hank overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hank avoids the attempt from Tamdfjsmf to control.
Hank trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hank controlling from mount.
Hank blocks Tamdfjsmf's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Hank wants to control the pace but Tamdfjsmf is squirming around nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf wants to hold on but Hank pushes him away.
Hank connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Tamdfjsmf is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hank lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Tamdfjsmf hang on?
Tamdfjsmf is trying to escape the mount.
Tamdfjsmf wants to hold on but Hank pushes him away.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to get to half guard.
Tamdfjsmf tries to lock up and control but Hank gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hank looking to control and managing it successfully.
Tamdfjsmf is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Hank can't control as he wanted to and Tamdfjsmf manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
Tamdfjsmf moves into full guard.
Hank looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Tamdfjsmf wants to sweep here but Hank controlling him for the moment.
Hank wants to control from the top but Tamdfjsmf keeps moving.

Tamdfjsmf looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control the position from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hill Billy Hank dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Hank shoots in and bounces Tamdfjsmf off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Tamdfjsmf looking for a guillotine here but Hank defends easily.
Hank not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hank won't allow Tamdfjsmf to sweep him here.
Tamdfjsmf throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hank wants to control from the top but Tamdfjsmf keeps moving.
Hank works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control but Hank is keeping busy.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hank lands a nice short elbow.
Tamdfjsmf tries to roll over but Hank keeps him under control.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to maintain the position but Hank is very close to passing his half guard.
Hank sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hank's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control but Hank postures up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf tries to clinch but Hank is having none of it.

Hank gets a clinch.

Hank wants the takedown. Tamdfjsmf is fighting it off but Hank persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Tamdfjsmf's guard against the cage.
Tamdfjsmf wants to get back to his feet but Hank passes into half guard.

Hank missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hank missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Hank in particular looking to stall.
Tamdfjsmf is looking for a sweep. Hank is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Tamdfjsmf keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

Hank stands up out of the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hank feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Hank is in close to Tamdfjsmf's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control the position but Hank says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Hank perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control but Hank is keeping busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hill Billy Hank showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hank, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hill Billy Hank!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Hill Billy Hank made sure he mentioned Knock Out Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.