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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Orla Wanker (ranked 1040 p4p, 2232 weight class) and Ralphie White (ranked 156 p4p, 315 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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190 cm 30 191 18 - 16 - 0 |
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191 cm 38 200 10 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ Excellent boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Orla Wanker! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 10 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ralphie White! The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Wanker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. White shoots in for a takedown but Wanker shows good takedown defense. White moves out of range of the strikes. Wanker needs to keep his hands up - White had a free shot at his head there. Wanker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. White being controlled for a moment. White is trying to control Wanker's posture but Wanker avoids it. White is looking for a sweep. Wanker is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down White's shoulder. That is not cool. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. White tries to buck Wanker off but Wanker is having none of it. White is still trying to improve position. We've been hearing that Wanker has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish. Wanker controlling from side mount. You can see the frustration on White's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round. Wanker tries to move into full mount but can't pass White's legs. Wanker is looking to take a break and control but White is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. White is looking to reverse the position. Wanker passes to full mount! That's big trouble for White! Wanker content just to control the position here. Wanker seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down White for as long as he can get away with. White wants to hold on but Wanker pushes him away. Wanker controlling his opponent. White tries to hold on but Wanker pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. White might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Wanker haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time. White really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Wanker controlling from the full mount. Wanker tries to control but White wriggling away. Wanker wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it. White can't escape the position.
Wanker takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though. Wanker wants to control the pace but White is squirming around nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. White really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Wanker sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. White tries to hold on but Wanker pushes him away. Wanker tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. White tries to get back to half guard but can't. Wanker looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Wanker has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent. Wanker continues to stall. Wanker wants to control the pace but White is squirming around nicely. Wanker putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound! The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Wanker trying to control but he's not successful this time. White is looking to get to half guard. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Orla Wanker dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action!
Wanker shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. White swivels though and keeps the full guard. Wanker is stalling in the full guard. This is a sustained period of stalling by Wanker. Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. White swivels though and keeps the full guard. White seems keen to control Wanker's posture. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Wanker wants to control from the top but White keeps moving. Wanker forces his way into half guard. Wanker is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's one minute gone in the round. Wanker continues to hold on tight. Wanker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that White can do to turn this around? Wanker prevents White from improving his position. Wanker lands strikes from half guard. Wanker wants to free his trapped foot but White is holding on for dear life with his legs. Wanker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. Wanker working over White with some ground and pound. White looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Wanker looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. More hug and hope from Wanker. Wanker is looking to take a break and control but White is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. White wants to get back to full guard. White is controlling Wanker's position as best he can from this difficult position. White trying to control but Wanker postures up.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Wanker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wanker shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Wanker was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Wanker working the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round. White is positioning himself to get back to half guard. Wanker working the head with strikes. White is trying to escape the position but Wanker is controlling the position. White isn't going anywhere. Wanker throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. A lull in the action here as Wanker stalls from top position. White manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. Wanker with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. White keeps control of the position for the meantime. Wanker is figuring out what he wants to do next. White controlling the position for now. White is trying to get back to full guard. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Wanker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Orla Wanker dominated that second round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round! Wanker slips under a jab from White. Wanker lands a two punch combo.
Wanker misses with a head kick.
Wanker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Wanker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. White did well to prevent Wanker getting side control. White wants to get back to full guard. White is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Wanker scores with a couple of nice shots. White trying to hold on to Wanker's head to control him but Wanker postures up.
Wanker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Wanker is thwarting White's attempts to control the position. Wanker controlling the pace. Wanker prevents White from improving his position. Wanker takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. Orla Wanker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round. White trying to control but Wanker postures up.
Wanker prevents White from improving his position. Still in half guard, Wanker seems content to control. White tries to get to full guard but Wanker has control of the leg. Wanker trying to pass the guard but White defending well. Wanker is controlling the pace.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. White tries to roll over but Wanker keeps him under control. White avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Wanker. Wanker wants to take a breather but White is having none of it.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Wanker throws a head kick but White moves out of range.
Wanker fails to land the takedown. White changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Wanker digs a good body shot into White's ribs. Wanker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. White shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Wanker as he avoids it easily. Wanker appears to be looking for a counter takedown. White displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Wanker. White jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round. White drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. White misses the shot to the body. White ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away. Wanker takes a jab right on the kisser.
White has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight. Wanker shoots in looking for a takedown. White tries to sprawl out of it but Wanker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. White manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. And White tries to counter it with a takedown but Wanker pushes his down on his head and steps out. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Orla Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him. White misses the shot to the body. Wanker throws out a powerful jab. Wanker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Wanker blocks the body kick.
White misses with a straight left. Wanker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Wanker throws a jab but it's blocked by White. White keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And White tries to counter it with a takedown but Wanker pushes his down on his head and steps out. Wanker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but White circles away quickly and effectively. This has been an exciting period of action! White fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wanker is out of range. Nice defenses there by Wanker.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Wanker's jab looks to have found its range, popping White under the eye. White lands a slapping body shot.
A head kick misses from Wanker. Wanker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wanker moves out of range as White strikes. Wanker tries to counter with a takedown but White is quick to defend against it. Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by White. Wanker misses with a body kick. A swing and a miss from White. A punch combination from Wanker misses. White lands a lovely overhand right.
It looks like Orla Wanker has been cut. White wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Nice sprawl there from White as Wanker shoots in. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Nice sprawl there from Wanker as White shoots in. White takes a swing at Wanker's ribcage but misses. Wanker tries to counter with a takedown but White is quick to defend against it. Orla Wanker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Wanker gets a takedown into half guard. Wanker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
And that's the end of the fight! Orla Wanker showed his dominance in that final round. Well Wanker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27 Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27 Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Orla Wanker! After the big win, Orla Wanker made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Altitude Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
38% |
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