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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don Johns (ranked 2713 p4p, 2722 weight class) and Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 351 p4p, 353 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Don Johns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Johns misses.
Johns misses with a head kick.
Johns scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Biscuit swinging wildly here.
Johns throws a nice head kick!
Good work by Biscuit as he checks the leg kick.
Johns throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Johns throws an ugly left hook that misses
so Biscuit counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Johns has his foot on Biscuit's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Biscuit works his way back into a safe position though.
My spies in Crapollas Gym inform me that Biscuit has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Biscuit not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Biscuit keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Johns's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Johns keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit distracts Johns with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Biscuit is working Johns over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Johns keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Johns looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Biscuit passes into side control.
Biscuit prevents Johns from escaping the position.
Johns has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Johns is looking for a sweep.
Biscuit lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Johns down.
Biscuit is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Johns knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Biscuit is putting a hurting on Johns here, landing some big shots from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit cracks Johns with a big right hand but Johns just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Biscuit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Johns tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Johns is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Johns struggling a bit here.
Johns is trying to get back to his feet.
Johns takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Johns throws Biscuit to one side and escapes!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biscuit throws a looping overhand right but Johns ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johns stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A swing and a miss from Biscuit.
Johns throws a body shot but no joy.
Johns tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biscuit misses with a hook. Johns ducked under it nicely.
Johns tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Biscuit counters with a stiff right hand.
Biscuit darts in looking for a takedown but Johns gets double underhooks and turns Biscuit into the cage.
It looked like Johns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Johns darts in trying to clinch
and Biscuit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Johns wants to clinch but Biscuit slips to the side
and Johns takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johns connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That has opened up Schmorgen Biscuit's cut even more.
Johns throws a head kick but Biscuit moves out of range.
Don Johns is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Biscuit looks for a takedown but Johns sprawls well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johns has closed the distance and engaged Biscuit in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biscuit struggles to land a body shot inside as Johns controls his hands.
Biscuit misses with the head strike.
Biscuit tries to pull guard but Johns won't allow it.
Don Johns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
Nice body punch from Biscuit - that landed with a thud.
Johns fails to pull guard.
Johns jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Biscuit walks away with a smile on his face. Johns gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Johns throws a sloppy head kick and Biscuit moves out of range easily.
Biscuit slips under a jab.
Johns misses with a left hand
and Biscuit counters with a nice body shot.
Biscuit thuds his right hand into Johns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johns misses with a jab to the body
and Johns takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johns is rocked!
Johns throws a head kick that misses
and Biscuit counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Schmorgen Biscuit!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Schmorgen Biscuit made sure he mentioned Brooklyn Apothecary, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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