PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Kardashian (ranked 896 p4p, 1308 weight class) and John McSulley (ranked 125 p4p, 180 weight class). Kardashian's entrance music is Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit. A fine choice. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Kardashian
vs
McSulley

179 cm
35
209
32 - 20 - 0

193 cm
29
205
14 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John McSulley!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Eliza Hachem and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Kardashian darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kardashian has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The House Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
McSulley is looking to score with low kicks.
McSulley checks a low kick from Kardashian.
McSulley slips under a jab.
Kardashian cracks McSulley with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kardashian misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McSulley.
McSulley needs to keep his hands up - Kardashian had a free shot at his head there.
Kardashian fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McSulley manages to avoid it.
McSulley pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kardashian closes the distance and clinches.
McSulley goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Kardashian - that landed with a thud.
Kardashian scores with a shot to the side of McSulley's head.
A short right from Kardashian.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McSulley lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McSulley misses with a hook to the ribs.
McSulley misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, McSulley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
McSulley blocking some punches.
McSulley misses with a short punch on the inside.
McSulley misses with a hook to the ribs.
McSulley tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McSulley blocking some punches.
McSulley blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McSulley scores with a shot to the side of Kardashian's head.
McSulley lands with a right to the head.
Kardashian tries to throw a body punch but McSulley avoids it by throwing Kardashian back against the cage.
Kardashian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by McSulley.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
McSulley misses with the head strike.
McSulley blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
McSulley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kardashian lands with a short shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
Kardashian tries to work over McSulley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McSulley lands with a short shot to the head.
McSulley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from McSulley - that landed with a thud.
McSulley tries to throw a body punch but Kardashian avoids it by throwing McSulley back against the cage.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McSulley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McSulley lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kardashian lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Kardashian.
Kardashian's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kardashian lands with a short shot to the head.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian pushes McSulley back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McSulley struggles to land a body shot inside as Kardashian controls his hands.
McSulley lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kardashian or not.
McSulley presses Kardashian against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kardashian makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kardashian working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McSulley.
McSulley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McSulley lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Kardashian as the two fighters clinch.
Kardashian lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but McSulley uses good head movement to avoid it.
McSulley tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as McSulley controls the action.
McSulley misses with a hook from the clinch.
McSulley throws a head punch that misses.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
McSulley misses with a hook to the ribs.
McSulley is working Kardashian over against the cage.
A body shot lands from Kardashian.
Kardashian prevents a body shot from McSulley.
McSulley has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
McSulley has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
A short right from McSulley.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
McSulley swings wildly with an uppercut but Kardashian uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian lands with a short shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McSulley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McSulley takes a shot to the head.
Kardashian tries to work over McSulley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from McSulley.
McSulley lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McSulley throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kardashians head.
Kardashian tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McSulley's elbow.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kardashian prevents a body shot from McSulley.
Kardashian lands a left hand that snaps the head of McSulley backwards.
McSulley misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as McSulley controls the action.
Kardashian lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McSulley misses with a short punch on the inside.
McSulley lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Kardashian dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McSulley misses the shot to the body.
Kardashian takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kardashian is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McSulley can do to turn this around?
A nice leg kick from Kardashian, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kardashian connects with a good right hand that stumbles McSulley. McSulley circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A shot to the liver by McSulley. Beautiful body shot.
McSulley keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kardashian.
McSulley connects with a jab.

It looks like Rob Kardashian has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McSulley throws a right hand that misses
letting Kardashian counter with a right hand.

McSulley is rocked!
McSulley tries to get into range but Kardashian steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops McSulley! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Kardashian scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rob Kardashian!
Rob Kardashian tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.