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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 561 p4p, 886 weight class) and Ramone Rocksaw (ranked 81 p4p, 130 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ramone Rocksaw!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thermometer moves into the clinch.
Rocksaw lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rocksaw blocks a body shot from Thermometer.
Rocksaw lands with a right to the head.
Rocksaw breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thermometer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Thermometer is looking to clinch but Rocksaw is avoiding it.
Thermometer throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Rocksaw misses the shot to the body.
Thermometer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rocksaw in his tracks.
Rocksaw takes a jab right on the kisser.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Rocksaw is having none of it.
Thermometer swings for the body but Rocksaw moves out of range.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rocksaw ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rocksaw throws out a counter right but Thermometer avoids it with no problem.
Rocksaw throws out a loose jab but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Thermometer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer misses with a lunging right hand
and Rocksaw counters with a stiff right hand.
Rocksaw ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Thermometer.
Thermometer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thermometer misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Thermometer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rocksaw doesn't seem bothered though.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Rocksaw appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Rocksaw - that will leave a mark!
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Rocksaw looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rocksaw takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thermometer cracks a nice hook into Rocksaw's ribs.
Rocksaw moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab by Thermometer.
Rocksaw connects with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thermometer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rocksaw paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rocksaw connects with a nice looking jab.
Rocksaw wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer lands with a good body shot.
Thermometer closes the distance and pushes Rocksaw back into the cage.
Rocksaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rocksaw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rocksaw rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thermometer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thermometer cracks Rocksaw with a good jab.
Rocksaw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rocksaw misses with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rocksaw.
Thermometer is looking to clinch.
Rocksaw defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
Thermometer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thermometer missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rocksaw avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rocksaw throws out a counter right but Thermometer avoids it with no problem.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer rushes Rocksaw and presses him up against the cage.
Rocksaw misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rocksaw backwards.
Rocksaw misses with some punches.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Thermometer.
A shot in the inside from Rocksaw.
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Rocksaw.
Rocksaw lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thermometer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rocksaw's efforts to push away.
Rocksaw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rocksaw fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Thermometer - that landed with a thud.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thermometer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rocksaw is trying to break the clinch but Thermometer has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Rocksaw scores with a hook to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Rocksaw.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rocksaw misses with a punch to the body.
Rocksaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rocksaw lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rocksaw's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thermometer scores with a punch to the head.
Thermometer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocksaw.
Thermometer drives through and clinches with Rocksaw against the cage.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Rocksaw avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rocksaw backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Thermometer fails to land.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Rocksaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rocksaw breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Thermometer dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Rocksaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left lands for Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a hook
letting Rocksaw counter with a right hand.
It looks like Rectal Thermometer has been cut.
Nice body punch from Rocksaw.
Thermometer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rocksaws jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Rocksaw ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Thermometer throws a jab but it's blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A jab from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw looks to land a body kick but Thermometer moved away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocksaw sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thermometer tries to clinch up.
Rocksaw lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rocksaw changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thermometer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thermometer, as that shot connected.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Rocksaw throws a leg kick but Thermometer checks it.
Thermometer scores with a nice head shot.
Thermometer looks to throw the jab but Rocksaw is out of range.
Thermometer tries to clinch up.
Thermometer's corner calls for a 1-2. Thermometer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thermometer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Rocksaw is having none of it.
Thermometer wants to clinch
and Rocksaw counters with an inside leg kick.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rocksaw.
Thermometer rushes Rocksaw and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rocksaws head.
A right handed body shot lands from Thermometer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thermometer lands with a short shot to the head.
Rocksaw blocks an uppercut.
Rocksaw prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Rocksaw avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rocksaw.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw tries a body shot but Thermometer blocks it.
Rocksaw blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rocksaw.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Thermometer lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Rocksaw.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rocksaw has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Rectal Thermometer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Rocksaw blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer can't find room to land a body shot as Rocksaw controls the action.
Rocksaw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Rocksaw lands a shoulder strike.
Thermometer working aggressively here.
Rocksaw swings wildly with an uppercut but Thermometer uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rocksaw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thermometer has Rocksaw pressed against the cage, preventing Rocksaw from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Rocksaw avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer blocks a body shot from Rocksaw.
Rocksaw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rocksaw misses with an attempted mid kick.
Thermometer misses with a hook
and Rocksaw cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thermometer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rocksaw throws out the jab.
Rocksaw looks to land a right hand but Thermometer moved out of range.
Rocksaw misses with a kick to the body.
Thermometer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thermometer throws a looping overhand right but Rocksaw ducks down to avoid it.
Rocksaw only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Rocksaw defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rocksaw! But no joy.
Rocksaw moves forwards but Thermometer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rocksaw walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thermometer throws a body shot but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer takes a swing at Rocksaw's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut.
Thermometer wants to clinch but Rocksaw slips to the side
and Rocksaw counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer's corner calls for a 1-2. Thermometer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Rocksaw. Those never looked like landing.
Thermometer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rocksaw paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thermometer wants to clinch.
Rocksaw jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Thermometer looks to throw the jab but Rocksaw is out of range.
Rocksaw moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Rocksaw misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rectal Thermometer's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Nice body punch from Rocksaw.
A shot to the liver by Thermometer. Beautiful body shot.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Rocksaw is having none of it.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rocksaw slips a jab from Thermometer.
A big right from Rocksaw misses.
Thermometer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Rocksaw takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Rocksaw looks to land a body kick but Thermometer moved away.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rocksaw replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Thermometer blocks it well.
Rocksaw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thermometer blocks the body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thermometer swings widly with a right hand
and Rocksaw counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rocksaw is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thermometer.
Rocksaw moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thermometer looks to land a right hand but Rocksaw moved out of range.
Rectal Thermometer is winning the standup battle so far.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Rocksaw connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rocksaw ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thermometer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thermometer pushes Rocksaw up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rocksaw breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ramone Rocksaw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rectal Thermometer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Thermometer blocks the low kick.
A big right from Thermometer misses.
Rocksaw slips under a jab from Thermometer.
As Thermometer backs off Rocksaw throws a huge counter combo but Thermometer manages to avoid it all.
Rocksaw defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
Thermometer cracks Rocksaw with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocksaw sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thermometer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Rocksaw tries to keep at a distance but Thermometer has taken the fight into the clinch.
Rocksaw has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rocksaw misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rocksaw tries a body shot but Thermometer blocks it.
Rocksaw is trying to break free.
Thermometer throws a punch but it's blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rocksaw just leaning against Thermometer, taking a breather.
Rocksaw breaks from the clinch.
Rocksaw ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thermometer moves in looking to clinch but Rocksaw pushes him off.
Thermometer darts in trying to clinch
letting Rocksaw counter with a right hand.
Rocksaw rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thermometer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rocksaw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thermometer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rocksaw takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Thermometer lands a nice shot to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Thermometer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rocksaw's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Thermometer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rocksaw scrambles back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer misses with a jab to the body
enabling Rocksaw to counter with a crisp jab.
Thermometer is looking to clinch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rocksaw! But no joy.
Rocksaw will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Thermometer misses the shot to the body.
Rocksaw ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rocksaw.
Thermometer lands with a good body shot.
Rocksaw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Rocksaw saw that one coming.
Rocksaw lands a nice shot that snaps Thermometer's head back.
Thermometer with a jab.
Thermometer tries to clinch there but Rocksaw circles away.
Thermometer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rectal Thermometer.
Well Thermometer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rectal Thermometer!
Rectal Thermometer managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Conquer, into his post fight interview.
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