PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Generic Jobber (ranked 24513 p4p, 3383 weight class) and Vinny Cotroni (ranked 124 p4p, 114 weight class). Vinny Cotroni is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jobber
vs
Cotroni

225 cm
25
205
0 - 2 - 0

194 cm
25
280
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Vegan Gains
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Generic Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vinny Cotroni!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Jobber with that takedown attempt.
Cotroni looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cotroni looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Vinny Cotroni seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cotroni throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jobber really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cotroni throws a hook but Jobber avoids it easily.
Jobber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jobber will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cotroni looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jobber moves away from the strike by Cotroni.
Cotroni slaps away a takedown attempt from Jobber, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Generic Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cotroni swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cotroni misses with an uppercut. Jobber saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Jobber.
Jobber staying out of range there.
Jobber tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Cotroni manages to circle out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber scores with a body shot.
A big left from Cotroni misses.
Jobber feinted with a counter takedown.
Jobber slips a straight right by Cotroni.
Jobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Cotroni throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jobber counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cotroni thinking.
Cotroni jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cotroni looks to land a left hand but Jobber moved out of range nicely.
Jobber tries to clinch up.
A little jabbing left from Cotroni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jobber shoots in for a double leg but Cotroni sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jobber is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jobber.
Cotroni misses with a straight right.
Jobber misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jobber shoots in but no luck this time.
A big right from Cotroni misses.
Cotroni looks to land a right hand but Jobber moved out of range.
Cotroni looks to land a left hand but Jobber moved out of range nicely.
Cotroni throws a lazy right hand but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cotroni swings widly with a right hand
and Jobber counters with a one-two to the body.
Jobber throws a right hand that Cotroni ducks under and follows up with a left that Cotroni also avoids with ease.
Cotroni throws an overhand right that lands on Jobber's shoulder, as Jobber tries to avoid the shot.
Cotroni throws the left hand but Jobber avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jobber closes the distance and clinches.
Cotroni lands with a light punch inside.

Cotroni breaks the clinch.
Cotroni misses with a straight left.
Cotroni throws a jab when Jobber was well out of range.
Cotroni displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jobber.
Jobber gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cotroni.
Jobber fails with the takedown.
Jobber tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cotroni sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jobber somewhat.
Cotroni misses with an uppercut. Jobber saw that one coming.
It looked like Jobber was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jobber displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cotroni throws out the jab.
Jobber moves out of range as Cotroni strikes.
Cotroni is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber slips a jab from Cotroni.
Jobber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cotroni checks a low kick from Jobber.
Cotroni might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A big right from Cotroni misses.
Cotroni looks to throw the jab but Jobber is out of range.
Jobber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cotroni.
Cotroni throws the left hand but Jobber avoids the punch easily.
Vinny Cotroni is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cotroni misses the jab.
Cotroni looks to throw the jab but Jobber is out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jobber is defended easily by Cotroni.
Jobber wants to slow Cotroni down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice uppercut lands for Cotroni. That snapped Jobber's head back.
A slow jab from Cotroni misses its intended target.
Cotroni missing with a left hand there. Jobber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jobber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cotroni connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cotroni throws a looping overhand right but Jobber ducks down to avoid it.
Cotroni thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jobber appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Cotroni jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jobber blocks a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jobber shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cotroni sprawls well. Cotroni wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet.
A little jabbing left from Cotroni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cotroni misses with a straight right.
Jobber swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Cotroni misses with an uppercut.
Cotroni displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jobber.
Jobber slips under a jab from Cotroni.

Jobber clinches up against the cage.

Cotroni manages to break the clinch.
A big right from Cotroni misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Vinny Cotroni dominated that round.
That's time! Jobber's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cotroni stuffs the takedown attempt from Jobber. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet.
Vinny Cotroni seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jobber defending well as Cotroni loads up on a big left hand.
Cotroni closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jobber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jobber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cotroni.
A swing and a miss from Cotroni.
Generic Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from Cotroni misses.
Cotroni throws an overhand right that lands on Jobber's shoulder, as Jobber tries to avoid the shot.
Cotroni misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Cotroni throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jobber tries to counter by clinching up but Cotroni breaks away and moves out of range.
Cotroni throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber staying out of range there.
Jobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Jobber shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cotroni pinned against the cage. Cotroni gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch but Cotroni swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Cotroni misses.
Jobber throws a counter high kick but Cotroni was just alert enough to avoid it.
A big right from Cotroni misses.
The fighters circling - Cotroni throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jobber fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jobber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cotroni.
Jobber is looking to clinch but Cotroni is avoiding it.
Cotroni looks to throw the jab but Jobber is out of range.
Jobber connects with a body shot.
Jobber is looking to wear down Cotroni with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cotroni throws a looping overhand right but Jobber ducks down to avoid it.
Cotroni has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jobber ducks under a wild hook from Cotroni.
Cotroni swats away the attempt to clinch by Jobber.
Jobber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cotroni misses with a straight right.
Cotroni avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cotroni bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jobber shoots in but Cotroni avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Generic Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cotroni keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cotroni throws a hook but Jobber blocks it.
Cotroni is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jobber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cotroni.
Horrible takedown attempt by Jobber or perhaps it was just good defense by Cotroni, which made it look bad.
Jobber fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Cotroni looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cotroni jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jobber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jobber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cotroni.

Cotroni lands a big uppercut and Jobber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jobber looks OK. Cotroni waves Jobber back to his feet!
Cotroni swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cotroni misses with an uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cotroni, as that shot connected.

Jobber is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cotroni manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Oh Jobber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jobber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cotroni.
It looked like Jobber was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Cotroni.
Jobber seems to have got his legs back now.
A telegraphed right hand from Cotroni misses the target.

Cotroni drops Jobber with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Jobber looks back up at him and smiles so Cotroni waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Cotroni keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cotroni throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jobber changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A jab from Cotroni misses.
Cotroni throws out a loose jab but Jobber uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Jobber. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Jobber slips under a jab.
Cotroni misses with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cotroni keeps the fight on the outside.
Jobber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cotroni.
Jobber seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Cotroni pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice defenses there by Jobber.
Jobber shoots in looking for a takedown but Cotroni manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jobber's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cotroni takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cotroni is stalking Jobber. Jobber circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Cotroni, and it's lights out! Jobber really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vinny Cotroni!