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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Holden Coulfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Einstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coulfield comes to the ring accompanied by Beastie Boys-Intergalactic. Einstein comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Gold Soundz kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Holden Coulfield has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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167 lbs
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166 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Holden Coulfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Albert Einstein!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Coulfield misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Einstein moves in looking to clinch but Coulfield pushes him off.
Coulfield lands a jab to the head.
It looks like Albert Einstein has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Einstein looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Coulfield misses with a low kick as Einstein jumps back.
Coulfield misses with a straight right.
Coulfield swats away the attempt to clinch by Einstein.
Coulfield swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Einstein tries to clinch but Coulfield is having none of it.
A swing and a miss from Coulfield.
Einstein wants to clinch up but Coulfield keeps it at a distance.
Coulfield misses the jab.
Einstein avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Einstein doesn't manage to clinch there - Coulfield circles away.
Coulfield lands a jab to Einstein's midsection.
Coulfield lands a jab to the head.
Einstein is rocked!
Einstein tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Coulfield paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Einstein is still on wobbly legs! Can Coulfield finish him?
Einstein tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Coulfield paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Einstein seems to have recovered his senses.
Einstein tries to clinch up but Coulfield circles away and keeps his distance.
Einstein tries to clinch but Coulfield moves out of range.
Einstein tries to clinch there but Coulfield circles away.
Einstein tries to clinch but Coulfield moves out of range.
Einstein tries to clinch up.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Coulfield lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Einstein has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Einstein and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Coulfield cracks Einstein with a hook to the temple - Einstein is on wobbly legs here! Coulfield swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Einstein falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Coulfield wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Holden Coulfield!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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