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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergey Telegin (ranked 1893 p4p, 761 weight class) and Massive Wanker (ranked 248 p4p, 110 weight class). Wanker has chosen Running Free as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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18 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sergey Telegin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Bruno Lombardi and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker throws a body kick that misses.
Wanker throws out a leg kick but Telegin moves out of range and Wanker only half commits.
Wanker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Telegin's head.
Telegin defending well as Wanker loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Sergey Telegin has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Telegin.
Telegin decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker tries to roll over but Telegin keeps him under control.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Telegin lands a nice short elbow.
Wanker actively working from the bottom here.
Wanker wants to get back to full guard.
Telegin is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker is not content to let Telegin control the position.
Telegin has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Telegin.
Telegin works his way into side control.
Wanker is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Wanker is looking to improve his position.
Wanker looking for submissions off his back.
Telegin is thwarting Wanker's attempts to control the position.
Telegin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wanker is looking for a sweep. Telegin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wanker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Telegin trying to mount his opponent but Wanker defends it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wanker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Telegin.
Telegin scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Telegin drops an elbow to the side of Wanker's head.
Telegin is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Telegin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Wanker has hold of Telegin's hands but Telegin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Telegin lands with a punch from half guard.
Telegin is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Wanker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Telegin.
Telegin landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Wanker is trying to get back to full guard.
Telegin is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Wanker is looking to control Telegin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wanker avoid being mounted?
Wanker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Telegin pulls his head out easily.
Wanker tries to get to full guard but Telegin has control of the leg.
Telegin is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Wanker has managed to free his arm - good work.
Telegin is trying to control. Wanker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wanker is trying to get back to full guard.
Wanker is pressing down on Telegin's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Telegin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wanker bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Telegin's guard.
Wanker got a little sloppy there for a moment and Telegin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wanker has managed to get both his arms back between Telegin's legs - danger averted.
Wanker works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Wanker is trying to control. Telegin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Telegin moves into full guard.
Telegin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sergey Telegin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergey Telegin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Wanker tries a head kick but it misses.
Telegin slips a straight right by Wanker.
Wanker slips under a jab from Telegin.
A nice side step and Wanker releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Telegin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wanker can do to turn this around?
Telegin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wanker can pounce on him.
Wanker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Telegin slips under a jab from Wanker.
Wanker throws a series of punches but Telegin moves out of range.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Telegin.
Wanker misses with an attempted mid kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Telegin misses the target.
Telegin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wanker.
Telegin is looking to counter punch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Telegin here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Telegin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wanker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wanker misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Wanker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker throws a body punch but Telegin moves out of range.
Telegin drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wanker sprawls and moves away.
Wanker throws a lazy body kick
and Telegin counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wanker gets back to full guard.
Telegin looking to pass the guard.
Telegin connects with a couple of short punches.
Wanker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Telegin scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Telegin wants to control from the top but Wanker keeps moving.
Wanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Telegin preventing the sweep.
Telegin postures up.
Wanker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wanker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Telegin is aware though and is defending well.
Telegin thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Telegin postures up.
Telegin with a nice head shot there.
Telegin is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Wanker is trying to keep Telegin in close.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Telegin landing with the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Telegin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Telegin with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Telegin lands a couple of digs.
Telegin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Telegin has managed to get both his arms back between Wanker's legs - danger averted.
Wanker looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Telegin puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Telegin takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Telegin is taking a breather. Wanker says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Wanker is pressing down on Telegin's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Telegin's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Wanker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Telegin lands a couple of digs.
Wanker trying to keep a closed guard but Telegin is proving a slippery customer.
Wanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Telegin postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Telegin scoring with punches to the head and body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Telegin is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Telegin stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Wanker throws up his legs and catches Telegin in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Telegin tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Wanker! That came out of nowhere!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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