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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 345 p4p, 292 weight class) and Ademaro Dos Anjos (ranked 47 p4p, 36 weight class). Dos Anjos has chosen Sapão: Vou Desafiar Voce as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ademaro Dos Anjos!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Joseph Jones and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dos Anjos if he has to take too many more of those.
Dos Anjos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dinglestomper is fending him off so far but Dos Anjos persists. Nope, Dinglestomper circles away and we're back to standing.
Dinglestomper looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Ademaro Dos Anjos has been cut.
Dos Anjos tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinglestomper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Some bone on bone action there as Dos Anjos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dos Anjos pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dos Anjos takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Anjos misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dos Anjos is just out of range.
Dos Anjos shoots in for a takedown but Dinglestomper shows good takedown defense.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ademaro Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos trying to land knees to the body.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dos Anjos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Anjos is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Dos Anjos controls his hands.
Dos Anjos connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dinglestomper's face.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body.
Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Dos Anjos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dos Anjos misses with a body shot
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Anjos lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dos Anjos darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dos Anjos darts in looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper gets double underhooks and turns Dos Anjos into the cage.
Dos Anjos throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Dos Anjos.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dos Anjos's ribcage but misses.
Dos Anjos is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dinglestomper rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dos Anjos swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dos Anjos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dos Anjos scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a body kick.
Dos Anjos scores with a body shot.
Dos Anjos tries to clinch but Dinglestomper is having none of it.
Dos Anjos takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dos Anjos throws a shot to the body.
Dos Anjos connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Anjos swinging wildly here.
Dinglestomper connects with a crisp jab.
Dos Anjos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dos Anjos rushes Dinglestomper and presses him up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper works on Dos Anjos's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dos Anjos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper cracks Dos Anjos with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinglestomper avoids the damage to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Anjos trying to land knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ademaro Dos Anjos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Dos Anjos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Anjos looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dos Anjos feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dos Anjoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dos Anjos connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dos Anjos takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dos Anjos misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dos Anjos throws a right and a left that Dinglestomper avoids nicely.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Anjos.
Ademaro Dos Anjos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Dos Anjos.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Anjos throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Dos Anjos.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Dos Anjos with a low kick.
Dos Anjos cracks a nice hook into Dinglestomper's ribs.
Dinglestomper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dos Anjos is able to avoid easily.
Dos Anjos scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Dos Anjos's head back.
Dos Anjos wants to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper gets tackled into the cage by Dos Anjos. Dos Anjos maintains the clinch.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinglestomper has Dos Anjos pushed against the cage.
Dos Anjos tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinglestomper avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper is trying to stall.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper avoiding damage as Dos Anjos throws knees to the body.
Dos Anjos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper presses Dos Anjos against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Anjos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Anjos misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Anjos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dos Anjos's elbow.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Dos Anjos avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dos Anjos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Anjos.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A hook to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wants to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
Dos Anjos blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Anjos fails to land.
Dinglestomper takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dos Anjos throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Anjos misses with a kick to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a left to the body.
It looks like Dinglestomper has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Dos Anjos cracks a nice hook into Dinglestomper's ribs.
Dos Anjos swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a two punch combo.
Dos Anjos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ademaro Dos Anjos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Dos Anjos throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dos Anjos goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dos Anjos lands a nice shot that snaps Dinglestomper's head back.
Dos Anjos lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dos Anjos.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Dos Anjos jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Anjos misses the shot to the body.
Dos Anjos lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dos Anjos misses with a double jab
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dos Anjos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Dinglestomper as he connects with a hook.
Dos Anjos throws a shot to the body.
Dos Anjos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Ademaro Dos Anjos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Anjos gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dos Anjos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper stuffs the takedown attempt from Dos Anjos. Dos Anjos gets slowly back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Anjos lands with a slapping head kick.
A combination from Dos Anjos does no damage.
Dos Anjos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dinglestomper is fending him off so far but Dos Anjos persists. Nope, Dinglestomper circles away and we're back to standing.
Saggy Dinglestomper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ademaro Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dos Anjos is looking to clinch but Dinglestomper is avoiding it.
Dos Anjos misses with a hook to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body shot.
Dos Anjos takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Anjos misses the body punch
and Dinglestomper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dos Anjos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Anjos.
Dos Anjos scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dinglestomper defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dos Anjos.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dos Anjos moves out of range.
Dos Anjos looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dinglestomper works Dos Anjos's body with a nice hook.
Dos Anjos swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dos Anjos avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dos Anjos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dos Anjos misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Dos Anjos off balance momentarily.
Dos Anjos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dos Anjos misses with a jab to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a right hand to the body.
Dos Anjos avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Anjos throws an off balance right hand
and Dos Anjos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dinglestomper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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