PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Zhang Kaidi (ranked 3352 p4p, 2978 weight class) and Bon Sexual Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kaidi
vs
Sexual Chocolate

165 cm
25
150
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
145
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zhang Kaidi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bon Sexual Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kaidi dives in and scores a takedown into Sexual Chocolate's guard.

Sexual Chocolate scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Kaidi darts in and clinches Sexual Chocolate up against the cage.
Kaidi on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Kaidi breaks from the clinch.

Kaidi fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Sexual Chocolate to the ground. Kaidi is now in Sexual Chocolate's guard.

Sexual Chocolate pushes Kaidi off and gets back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sexual Chocolate takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kaidi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Horrible takedown attempt by Sexual Chocolate or perhaps it was just good defense by Kaidi, which made it look bad.
Kaidi swats away the attempt to clinch by Sexual Chocolate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexual Chocolate throws a sloppy head kick

and Kaidi holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kaidi blocks a body shot from Sexual Chocolate.

Kaidi breaks from the clinch.
Sexual Chocolate looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Kaidi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sexual Chocolate, pushing him back against the cage.
Sexual Chocolate has had enough of the clinch but Kaidi keeps him there for the moment.
Kaidi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Kaidi has picked Sexual Chocolate up - he's going for a ride! Kaidi dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Sexual Chocolate manages to get to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaidi throws a big right hand that misses.
Kaidi looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Sexual Chocolate wants to sweep but no luck.
Kaidi throws a big elbow that misses.
Kaidi trying to control the position from guard on top but Sexual Chocolate is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kaidi wants to pass the guard but Sexual Chocolate is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexual Chocolate controls Kaidi momentarily but Kaidi frees himself.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kaidi sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Sexual Chocolate's guard.
Kaidi controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kaidi stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Sexual Chocolate looks winded!
Sexual Chocolate shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kaidi as he avoids it easily.
Zhang Kaidi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bon Sexual Chocolate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Sexual Chocolate shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kaidi pinned against the cage. Kaidi gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sexual Chocolate is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kaidi circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kaidi counters with a left to the body.
Kaidi misses with a head kick.

Kaidi forces Sexual Chocolate back against the cage and clinches.
Kaidi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Sexual Chocolate up against the cage.

Kaidi pulls Sexual Chocolate into guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zhang Kaidi dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Sexual Chocolate doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sexual Chocolate shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kaidi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Sexual Chocolate gets tackled into the cage by Kaidi. Kaidi maintains the clinch.
Sexual Chocolate goes for a takedown in the clinch but Kaidi prevents it.

Kaidi ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Kaidi no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Sexual Chocolate is looking to work some ground and pound but Kaidi has wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaidi wants to get back to his feet but Sexual Chocolate is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sexual Chocolate trying to control but Kaidi is working from the bottom.
Sexual Chocolate is breathing heavily.
Kaidi is trying to keep Sexual Chocolate in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaidi looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Kaidi throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Sexual Chocolate trying to control the position from guard on top but Kaidi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Kaidi takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Zhang Kaidi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sexual Chocolate looks for a takedown but Kaidi sprawls well.
Zhang Kaidi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bon Sexual Chocolate.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Kaidi closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sexual Chocolate quickly recovers to half guard.
Sexual Chocolate tries to roll over but Kaidi keeps him under control.
Well, if Kaidi is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kaidi trying to pass the guard but Sexual Chocolate defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexual Chocolate trying to hold on to Kaidi's head to control him but Kaidi postures up.
Sexual Chocolate wants to improve his position but Kaidi is controlling well.
Kaidi missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Kaidi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sexual Chocolate can do to turn this around?

Sexual Chocolate tries to keep at a distance but Kaidi has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kaidi prevents a takedown attempt there.
Kaidi just leaning against Sexual Chocolate, taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Nice elbow from Kaidi.
A short uppercut from Kaidi.

Kaidi has hold of one of Sexual Chocolate's legs. Sexual Chocolate is fighting the takedown attempt but Kaidi gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Kaidi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Kaidi tries to free his leg and advance position but Sexual Chocolate is retaining full guard.
Kaidi controls from within his opponent's guard.

Kaidi stands up from Sexual Chocolate's guard - Kaidi perhaps looking for a knockout.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kaidi throws a series of punches but Sexual Chocolate avoids them all with ease.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zhang Kaidi dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Sexual Chocolate shoots and misses
and Kaidi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kaidi throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Kaidi misses with a head kick.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Sexual Chocolate enables Kaidi to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Sexual Chocolate manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Kaidi controls from within his opponent's guard.
Zhang Kaidi overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Kaidi gets to his feet - Sexual Chocolate follows without any prompting.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sexual Chocolate closes the distance and clinches up with Kaidi, looking for a takedown. Sexual Chocolate pushes Kaidi against the cage but Kaidi circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Kaidi moves into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Kaidi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kaidi shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Sexual Chocolate is trying to defend but Kaidi finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Sexual Chocolate tries to kick Kaidi off in order to stand up. Kaidi Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
A lull in the action here.

Kaidi is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sexual Chocolate is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Kaidi has knee on belly and moves into mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexual Chocolate working to try and regain half guard.
Kaidi landing strikes from the mount and Sexual Chocolate is in trouble!

Kaidi looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Kaidi raining down shots from the mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaidi landing shots from mount.
Kaidi putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Kaidi controlling his opponent.
Kaidi with good strikes from the mount here!

Kaidi goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Sexual Chocolate turns into him and now he's in Kaidi's guard.

Kaidi working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sexual Chocolate doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sexual Chocolate manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexual Chocolate loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kaidi knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sexual Chocolate on the ground.
Sexual Chocolate looking to sit in guard and control but Kaidi gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kaidi accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bon Sexual Chocolate has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zhang Kaidi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kaidi slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zhang Kaidi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kaidi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zhang Kaidi!