PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 1830 p4p, 2499 weight class) and Bhima Banahatti (ranked 247 p4p, 332 weight class). Bigtitties comes to the cage accompanied by JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bigtitties
vs
Banahatti

194 cm
22
205
5 - 4 - 0

191 cm
23
208
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bhima Banahatti!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bigtitties misses with a shot to the body
and Banahatti counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bigtitties misses with a body shot.
Bigtitties slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bigtitties throws a jab when Banahatti was well out of range.
Bigtitties swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Banahatti counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bigtitties paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bigtitties throws an uppercut from hell that sends Banahatti clean off his feet! He's out cold! Bigtitties stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Meluv Bigtitties!
Meluv Bigtitties decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.