PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Squeaky Sneakers (ranked 358 p4p, 1662 weight class) and Dax Crumper (ranked 26 p4p, 102 weight class). The key to victory for Squeaky Sneakers has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Sneakers
vs
Crumper

163 cm
27
132
11 - 5 - 0

165 cm
27
141
7 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Squeaky Sneakers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Dax Crumper!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Chris Dean and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crumper tries to score a power double leg takedown but Sneakers sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Crumper somewhat.
A little feinted left hand from Sneakers on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Crumper misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Crumper tries to move into range but Sneakers moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crumper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Crumper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sneakers scores with a sloppy right hand. Crumper should have avoided that one.
Sneakers moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Sneakers throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crumper closes the distance and clinches up with Sneakers, looking for a takedown. Crumper pushes Sneakers against the cage but Sneakers circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Squeaky Sneakers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dax Crumper.
Crumper shoots and misses
and Sneakers connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sneakers dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sneakers closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Crumper takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sneakers uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Crumper has time to react.

Crumper is rocked!
Crumper gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sneakers counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Squeaky Sneakers!
A very excited looking Squeaky Sneakers made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.