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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johannes Tulikoura (ranked 972 p4p, 1780 weight class) and Brick Shithouse (ranked 146 p4p, 252 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johannes Tulikoura!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse throws a big shot that misses.
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Tulikoura checks it.
Shithouse connects with a right hand. Tulikoura shakes it off.
Tulikoura throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse blocks a jab.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Shithouse on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tulikoura. Tulikoura obviously looking to wear him down.
Shithouse misses with a combination
and Tulikoura makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Shithouse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tulikoura scores with a three punch combo!
Tulikoura throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tulikoura throws the left hand but Shithouse avoids the punch easily.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse scores with a sloppy right hand. Tulikoura should have avoided that one.
Shithouse thows a leg kick but Tulikoura checks it
and Tulikoura connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tulikoura throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tulikoura throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Tulikoura shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice shot by Tulikoura.
Shithouse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tulikoura feinted there with a counter leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tulikoura connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shithouse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tulikoura makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse loads up on a big right hand but Tulikoura slips the punch.
Shithouse looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tulikoura uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shithouse has time to react.
A slow jab from Tulikoura misses its intended target.
Tulikoura lands a nice shot to the body.
Tulikoura throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tulikoura.
Nice uppercut lands for Tulikoura. That snapped Shithouse's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut
and Tulikoura counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shithouse's knee momentarily.
Tulikoura dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shithouse misses with a kick to the body.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Tulikoura misses with a low kick.
Tulikoura on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tulikoura fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shithouse looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tulikoura can pounce on him.
Tulikoura throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shithouse throws an off balance right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a leg kick.
Tulikoura catches Shithouse with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Shithouse misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Shithouse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tulikoura scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tulikoura misses with a hook
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.
Shithouse misses with a right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tulikoura keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
It looked like Tulikoura was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
Tulikoura is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A shot to the liver by Tulikoura. Beautiful body shot.
Tulikoura with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Tulikoura.
Shithouse punishes Tulikoura's body with a nice straight punch.
Tulikoura throws a body kick that misses.
Tulikoura takes one on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Johannes Tulikoura dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Shithouse throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tulikoura counters with a leg kick.
Shithouse takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A jab from Tulikoura misses.
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
Tulikoura misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Tulikoura.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tulikoura!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tulikoura throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shithouse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shithouse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tulikoura moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shithouse swings for the body but Tulikoura moves out of range.
And Tulikoura counters with a quick kick to the body but Shithouse blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tulikoura throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tulikoura manages to avoid it.
Tulikoura thuds his shin into the meat of Shithouse's side.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Shithouse might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Tulikoura has got the better of the exchanges.
Tulikoura connects with a body shot that sends Shithouse's belly button to the back.
Some bone on bone action there as Tulikoura checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A low kick lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a lunging right hand
and Tulikoura cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tulikoura is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tulikoura takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse throws an overhand right that lands on Tulikoura's shoulder, as Tulikoura tries to avoid the shot.
Tulikoura ducks under a wild hook from Shithouse.
Tulikoura is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shithouse can do to turn this around?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Shithouse blocks the leg kick.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Shithouse.
Tulikoura thows a body kick. Shithouse tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Shithouse takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Shithouse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tulikoura fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shithouse has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A big left from Shithouse misses.
Tulikoura checks the leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse slips a straight right by Tulikoura.
Shithouse takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Tulikoura appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Tulikoura.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Shithouse lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tulikoura will feel that in the morning.
Shithouse misses with a lunging right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a left to the body.
Good work by Tulikoura as he checks the leg kick.
Shithouse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tulikoura counters with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tulikoura slips a straight right by Shithouse.
A counter left hand to the body from Tulikoura misses its target.
Shithouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tulikoura.
Tulikoura has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
Shithouse misses with a right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shithouse's knee momentarily.
Tulikoura lands a nice hook to Shithouse's body. Shithouse takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tulikoura lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tulikoura throws a leg kick
and Shithouse counters with a right hand to the body.
Shithouse's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tulikoura connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shithouse scrambles back to his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Tulikoura.
Tulikoura lands with an uppercut that bounces Shithouse off the cage and back into range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Johannes Tulikoura dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Shithouse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shithouse swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The fighters circling - Tulikoura throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tulikoura lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tulikoura misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shithouse.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Tulikoura avoids it with no problem.
Shithouse throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tulikoura throwing a counter right hand but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Tulikoura does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tulikoura scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Shithouse doesn't seem bothered though.
Shithouse misses with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tulikoura.
Tulikoura blocks a low kick nicely.
A leg kick checked by Shithouse.
Johannes Tulikoura is winning the standup battle so far.
Shithouse moves out of range of the body kick.
Tulikoura drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tulikoura lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tulikoura avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tulikoura connects with a nice looking jab.
Tulikoura lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shithouse's sensitive parts.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tulikoura.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Tulikoura blocks the body kick.
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse moved away.
Tulikoura lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shithouse lands a head shot.
Brick Shithouse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shithouse thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tulikoura misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shithouse.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
An inside leg kick from Shithouse misses.
Tulikoura thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tulikoura ducks right into an uppercut from Shithouse.
Tulikoura sizes up Shithouse with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Good shot there by Tulikoura.
Shithouse takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shithouse lands a lovely overhand right.
Johannes Tulikoura is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd cheers as Tulikoura lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shithouse doesn't seem phased though.
Shithouse misses with a left hand
and Tulikoura counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse checks it.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse looks to score with a jab to the body but Tulikoura is just out of range.
Shithouse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse walks into a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shithouse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tulikoura counters with a left to the body.
Tulikoura takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tulikoura looks to score with a jab to the body but Shithouse is just out of range.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tulikoura connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A low kick from Shithouse is predictable there
and Tulikoura counters with a right hand to the body.
Shithouse throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tulikoura cracks Shithouse with an open hand slap.
And that's the end of the fight!
Johannes Tulikoura showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tulikoura has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johannes Tulikoura!
In his post fight interview, Johannes Tulikoura started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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