PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Kardashian (ranked 698 p4p, 346 weight class) and Patrick Thomas (ranked 99 p4p, 56 weight class). Kardashian comes to the cage accompanied by Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit. Thomas is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT. Patrick Thomas will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Kardashian
vs
Thomas

179 cm
36
209
33 - 20 - 0

195 cm
27
215
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Patrick Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thomas ducks under a wild hook from Kardashian.
Thomas thinks about the counter body kick.
Thomas misses with a hook. Kardashian ducked under it nicely.
Rob Kardashian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kardashian lands a right hook to the body.
Kardashian connects with a jab.
Kardashian stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kardashian has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The House Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
Kardashian misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian looks to land a right hand but Thomas moved out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thomas! But no joy.
Thomas takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Thomas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas defending well as Kardashian loads up on a big left hand.
Thomas throws a hook to the side of Kardashian's head but Kardashian sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A cross from Kardashian lands.
Kardashian tries to clinch up but Thomas circles away and keeps his distance.
Thomas is looking for the big counter here.
Kardashian cracks Thomas with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Thomas misses with a straight right.
Thomas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kardashian throws a shot from downtown. Thomas moves away and avoids it.
Thomas lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Kardashian closes the distance and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian tries to work over Thomas's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Thomas breaks from the clinch.
Kardashian uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thomas.
Kardashian thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kardashian misses with an uppercut.
Thomas slips under a jab from Kardashian.
Kardashian throws a jab but it's blocked by Thomas.
Kardashian throws a jab when Thomas was well out of range.
Thomas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kardashian looks to land a left hand but Thomas moved out of range nicely.
A little jabbing left from Thomas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kardashian throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thomas! But no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian looks to land a right hand but Thomas moved out of range.
Thomas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The fighters circling - Thomas throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kardashian looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice uppercut lands for Thomas. That snapped Kardashian's head back.

It looks like Rob Kardashian has been cut.
Thomas tries to move into range but Kardashian moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kardashian thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thomas now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kardashian is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A lazy left from Kardashian finds it's target.
Thomas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thomas.
The fighters circling - Kardashian throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thomas! But no joy.
Kardashian is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Some wild striking there from Kardashian.
Kardashian takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thomas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kardashian.
The fighters circling - Kardashian throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thomas is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Thomas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Kardashian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rob Kardashian's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Thomas slips under a jab.
Kardashian swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Thomas.

It looks like Patrick Thomas has been cut.
Thomas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kardashian gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kardashian lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kardashian misses with a straight right.
Despite the aggression on Thomas's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thomas scores with a hook to the body. Kardashian takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thomas slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a wild body shot.
Kardashian throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Thomas to counter with a crisp jab.
Kardashian lands a jab.
Thomas misses with a right hand
and Kardashian counters with a nice body shot.
Kardashian loads up on a big right hand but Thomas slips the punch.
Kardashian doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kardashian thuds a left hand into Thomas's body.
Kardashian doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas defending well as Kardashian loads up on a big left hand.
Thomas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thomas throws a hook but Kardashian blocks it.
Thomas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kardashian scores with a jab to the body.
Thomas blocks a leg kick.
A little jabbing left from Thomas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kardashian is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kardashian closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Rob Kardashian's cut is getting worse.
Thomas rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kardashian counters with a right hand to the body.
Rob Kardashian is winning the standup battle so far.

Kardashian clinches with his opponent.
Kardashian lands with a short shot to the head.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian prevents Thomas from breaking the clinch.
Thomas tries to circle away but Kardashian has him pinned against the cage.
Kardashian lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Thomas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kardashian closes the distance looking to clinch
and Thomas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kardashian doesn't manage to clinch there - Thomas circles away.
Kardashian cracks Thomas with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Thomas throws a body shot but no joy.
Kardashian lands a leg kick that knocks Thomas off balance momentarily.
Thomas misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thomas scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kardashian in his tracks.

Rob Kardashian's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kardashian misses with a low kick.
Thomas looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Kardashian dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Kardashian's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

A cross from Kardashian lands.
Thomas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kardashian is looking to clinch but Thomas is avoiding it.
Kardashian waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thomas.
Thomas unleashes a big counter combination but Kardashian bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Kardashian throws out a powerful jab.
Kardashian connects with a nice looking jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thomas works the jab nicely.
Kardashian throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thomas counters with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kardashian throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kardashian ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kardashian is looking to counter punch.
Thomas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kardashian.
Thomas defending well as Kardashian loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kardashian. Thomas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kardashian misses with an uppercut
and Thomas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kardashian rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Thomas to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kardashian throwing a counter right hand but Thomas manages to avoid it.
Thomas looks to land a left hand but Kardashian moved out of range nicely.
Thomas ducks under a wild hook from Kardashian.
Thomas now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kardashian connects with the punch.
Kardashian throws the left hand but Thomas avoids the punch easily.
Kardashian cracks Thomas with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kardashian tries to clinch but Thomas moves away
and Thomas counters with a nice body shot.
Kardashian connects with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kardashian misses with a low kick.
Kardashian throws a body punch but Thomas moves out of range.
Thomas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thomas avoids the body shot from Kardashian.
Thomas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Patrick Thomas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rob Kardashian is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kardashian fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Kardashian misses the target.
Thomas throws an off balance right hand
and Kardashian counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kardashian ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thomas moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kardashian closes the distance and clinches.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thomas has had enough of the clinch but Kardashian keeps him there for the moment.

Thomas's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thomas moves out of range of the strikes.
Kardashian misses with a wild body shot.
It seemed like Thomas was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kardashian looks to score with a jab to the body but Thomas is just out of range.
Kardashian displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thomas throws out the jab.
Kardashian scores with a nice head shot.
Thomas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rob Kardashian showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kardashian has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rob Kardashian!
Rob Kardashian was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.