PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Android Drago (ranked 4982 p4p, 2934 weight class) and Generic Jobber (ranked 166 p4p, 65 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Drago
vs
Jobber

150 cm
25
300
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
205
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Android Drago!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Generic Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Steve Erwin and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drago tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jobber defends well and Drago ends up having to push Jobber into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Drago wants to stall.
Drago trying to control the position but instead, Jobber has worked for underhooks and has pushed Drago into the cage.
Jobber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dragos head.
Drago wants to get back to striking at distance but Jobber won't allow it.
Drago changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jobber fights it off and pushes away nicely.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Drago.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Drago. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drago tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Jobber on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jobber circles away from the clinch attempt
and Jobber counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Drago thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drago closes the distance but Jobber moves to the side
and Jobber counters with a left to the body.
Jobber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jobber is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Drago with a body shot.
Drago with a poor takedown
and Jobber counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Android Drago has been cut.
Drago is breathing heavily.
Drago wants to clinch
and Jobber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Drago misses
and Jobber makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Jobber as Drago shoots in.
Jobber doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Drago tries for a takedown but Jobber circles away easily
and Jobber counters with a nice body shot.
Jobber has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Drago gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jobber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Drago doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Drago takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Drago dives in for a single leg takedown but Jobber sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Jobber appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber scores with a shoulder strike.
Jobber pushes Drago back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Drago blocks a body shot from Jobber.
Jobber lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Jobber.
Jobber lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Android Drago's cut is getting worse.
Jobber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dragos head.
Drago really is a fat lump.
Jobber is trying to break free.
Jobber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jobber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jobber lands a right hand that snaps the head of Drago backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jobber.
Drago wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jobber.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jobber tries a body shot but Drago blocks it.

Drago successfully pulls guard.
Jobber is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jobber trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jobber is still trying to improve position.
Jobber throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jobber slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Generic Jobber dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Android Drago's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Drago with a poor takedown

and Jobber counters with a nice right hand that sends Drago toppling to the canvas! Drago scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jobber finish him?!
Drago misses with a takedown attempt
and Jobber counters with a right hand to the body.
Jobber dodges the punch combination from Drago.
Android Drago is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Drago throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Drago swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jobber counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Generic Jobber seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jobber stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jobber wants it to stay on the feet.
Jobber looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Drago. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Drago misses with a takedown attempt

and Jobber counters with a nice right hand that sends Drago toppling to the canvas! Drago scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jobber finish him?!

Drago is rocked!

Android Drago's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Drago throws a sloppy head kick and Jobber moves out of range easily.
A little jabbing left from Jobber on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drago tries for a takedown but Jobber circles away easily
and Jobber counters with a crisp right that sends Drago to the canvas! Jobber follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Generic Jobber!
An out of breath Generic Jobber thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.