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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rylee Mannion (ranked 5336 p4p, 4134 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 534 p4p, 482 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stank's choice of entrance music: lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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150
9 - 12 - 0 |
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28
165
5 - 16 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rylee Mannion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mannion bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mannion slips a jab from Stank.
Stank darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've been told by Mannion's head coaches at whitey's gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mannion ducks under a wild hook from Stank.
Stank lands a left and a right that sends Mannion crashing to the canvas! Stank dives into mount looking to finish!
Mannion is rocked!
Mannion on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mannion tries to get out of the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stank lands a big elbow - Mannion is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Mannion is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jank Stank!
As Jank Stank got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I heard that Keizo is a Neo NAZI!!!! And Ermmmmmm... idk if you know but I HATE NAZIS!!!!! '.
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pop
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RATING
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