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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dastardly (ranked 24432 p4p, 3108 weight class) and Brazilian Monster (ranked 201 p4p, 111 weight class). Dastardly comes to the cage accompanied by DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera . Dick Dastardly is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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200 cm
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brazilian Monster!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dastardly scores with the left hand. Monster knows he should have avoided that one.
It looks like Brazilian Monster has been cut.
Dastardly cracks Monster with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Monster looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dastardly finish him?
Monster glances at the clock... BAM! Dastardly nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Monster crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Monster is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
A less than humble Dick Dastardly misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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