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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 432 p4p, 780 weight class) and Minoari Amida (ranked 53 p4p, 115 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Minoari Amida!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Phil Schofield and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Amida misses with a body kick.
Thermometer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Amida at a distance.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Amida takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Amida thuds his shin into the meat of Thermometer's side.
Amida blocks a jab.
Amida staying out of range there.
Amida walks into a stiff left hand from Thermometer.
It looks like Minoari Amida has been cut.
Amida steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer drops his hands momentarily and Amida takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thermometer throws a looping overhand right but Amida ducks down to avoid it.
Thermometer connects with a right hand. Amida shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Thermometer blocks the low kick.
Thermometer slips a jab from Amida.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Amida moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Amida moves away.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Amida moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thermometer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
We've been told by Thermometer's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Amida.
Amida throws a body kick that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Thermometer misses the target.
Thermometer throws a hook but Amida avoids it easily.
Thermometer looks to land a right hand but Amida moved out of range.
Amida steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Nice uppercut lands for Thermometer. That snapped Amida's head back.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the head.
Amida looks to land a right hand but Thermometer moved out of range.
Amida misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Amida blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Amida manages to avoid it.
Thermometer throws a hook but Amida avoids it easily.
Amida slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Amida throws a fast counter high kick but Thermometer manages to duck under it in time.
Thermometer lands an overhand right.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Thermometer tries to bum rush Amida with a series of wild strikes but Amida uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Amida misses with a few strikes there.
Amida thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thermometer scores with a nice strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amida lands a front kick.
Thermometer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Amida throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Thermometer throws a right hand that misses
and Amida cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Amida gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Thermometer scores with the left hand. Amida knows he should have avoided that one.
Thermometer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Amida. Thermometer shrugs it off though.
Amida moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thermometer throws the left hand but Amida avoids the punch easily.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Amida counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Thermometer fails to land with a series of punches.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Amida slips the punch.
Amida slips under a jab from Thermometer.
Amida follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Amida ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Amida throws a head kick but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Amida.
Thermometer misses with a left hand
and Amida counters with a nice leg kick.
Thermometer lands a lovely overhand right.
Amida throws a big shot that misses.
Thermometer slips a jab and a cross from Amida.
Amida throws a half hearted mid kick.
Amida bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Amida moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer cracks Amida with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Thermometer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Amida lands a nice looking body shot.
Amida doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Amida throws a head kick but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer moves forwards but Amida connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Amida throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big left from Thermometer misses.
Amida throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
A jab from Amida misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Amida scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Amida tries to land a front kick but Thermometer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Thermometer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thermometer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Amida lands with a slapping head kick.
Thermometer fails to land with a series of punches.
Amida fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Thermometer misses with a hook
and Amida counters with a right hand to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Thermometer. Those never looked like landing.
Amida explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Thermometer.
Thermometer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Amida moves out of range of the strikes.
Amida throws the kick towards the body but Thermometer avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
letting Amida counter with a right hand.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Amida throws a head kick that Thermometer semi-blocks.
Amida gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thermometer.
Thermometer avoids the body shot from Amida.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Minoari Amida's cut.
That's time! Thermometer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Amida tries a head kick but it misses.
Amida ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Thermometer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thermometer works Amida's body with a nice hook.
Thermometer jabs Amida to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Amida explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Amida steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Amida at a distance.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Amida's head but Amida sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thermometer misses with a few strikes there.
Amida with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Thermometer to score with a decent uppercut.
Thermometer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer moves out of range of the body kick from Amida.
Amida closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Amida misses with a body kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Thermometer misses its target.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Amida might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Thermometer has got the better of the exchanges.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thermometer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Amida looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Amida staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Amida looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Thermometer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Amida can do to turn this around?
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Amida.
Amida steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer throws a jab when Amida was well out of range.
Amida scores with a spinning back kick!
Amida uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thermometer.
Rectal Thermometer is winning the standup battle so far.
Amida tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Amida.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Amida slips a jab from Thermometer.
Amida takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Amida blocks a jab.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Amida manages to avoid it.
Amida has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Amida there as he acknowledges the shot.
Amida drops his hands momentarily and Thermometer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Amida lands a nice looking body kick.
Thermometer looks to land a right hand but Amida moved out of range.
Thermometer connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Amida moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Amida. That's going to slow Thermometer down.
Amida lands a right hook to the body.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Amida manages to avoid it.
Thermometer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Amida at a distance.
Thermometer cracks Amida with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Thermometer moves out of range as Amida throws a body kick.
Amida scoring well with a low kick there.
Amida throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Amida throws a looping overhand right but Thermometer ducks down to avoid it.
Amida takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Amida moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Amida connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thermometer catches Amida with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Amida uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thermometer.
Amida throws a push kick but Thermometer slaps the foot to one side.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Amida was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thermometer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer sizes up Amida with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Amida avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Amida looks for the body kick but Thermometer saw that one coming.
Thermometer throws a hook but Amida avoids it easily.
Amida follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Thermometer slips a jab and a cross from Amida.
Amida throws a half hearted mid kick.
Thermometer works the jab nicely.
Amida blocks a jab.
Amida avoids a punch combination nicely.
Amida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Amida looks to throw the jab but Thermometer is out of range.
Thermometer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Amida throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Amida missing with a left hand there. Thermometer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thermometer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Thermometer works Amida's body with a nice hook.
Thermometer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Thermometer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Amida connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Amida steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Amida fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thermometer manages to avoid it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Amida.
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Amida blocks a jab.
A solid body kick from Amida.
Amida misses with a body kick.
Thermometer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thermometer blocks a low kick nicely.
Amida bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A cross from Thermometer lands.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
Amida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Amida fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thermometer manages to avoid it.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Amida.
Amida does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Thermometer throws a series of punches but Amida moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Thermometer dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Minoari Amida's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Thermometer misses the jab.
Amida is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Amida gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thermometer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Amida.
Thermometer throws a lazy right hand but Amida sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Amida uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thermometer.
Amida lets loose with a powerful body kick. Thermometer will feel that in the morning.
Amida has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A nice leg kick from Amida, right into the meat of the thigh.
Amida bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Amida's head but Amida sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some wild striking there from Thermometer.
Amida feints and then cracks Thermometer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Thermometer down.
Amida throws the kick towards the body but Thermometer avoids it.
A big left from Amida misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Amida throws a body kick that misses.
Thermometer takes a swing at Amida's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Amida.
Nice shot lands for Thermometer.
Thermometer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Amida defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
Amida ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Amida moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
Amida feints and then cracks Thermometer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Thermometer down.
Amida scores with a leg kick.
Amida ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Amida saw that one coming.
Amida looks to score with a jab to the body but Thermometer is just out of range.
Thermometer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Amida.
Amida ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thermometer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thermometer cracks Amida with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rectal Thermometer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Amida fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thermometer manages to avoid it.
Amida swinging wildly here.
Thermometer throws an overhand right that lands on Amida's shoulder, as Amida tries to avoid the shot.
Thermometer misses with a hook. Amida ducked under it nicely.
Thermometer digs a good body shot into Amida's ribs.
Amida lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Thermometer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Thermometer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Amida throws a wild body kick that Thermometer sees coming a mile off.
Amida looks to land a body kick but Thermometer moved away.
Amida takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Amida tries a low kick but Thermometer avoids it.
Thermometer looks to land a right hand but Amida moved out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Amida.
Amida takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Thermometer avoids a kick to the body.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Amida's head but Amida sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Minoari Amida has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer moves out of range as Amida strikes.
Thermometer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Amida moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thermometer swings for the body but Amida moves out of range.
Thermometer with a nice cross.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Amida sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Amida is trying to counter with his kicks.
Amida gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Amida avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Amida throws a sloppy head kick and Thermometer moves out of range easily.
Thermometer missing with a left hand there. Amida was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A leg kick checked by Thermometer.
Thermometer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Thermometer moves out of range of the body kick.
Amida thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab from Amida misses.
It looked like Thermometer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thermometer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thermometer thuds a left hand into Amida's body.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Amida thinks about the counter body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer throws a nice looking combination but Amida bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Amida just misses with a punch to the body.
Thermometer throwing a counter right hand but Amida manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Amida throws a sloppy head kick and Thermometer moves out of range easily.
Amida uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
A decent looking cross lands there for Thermometer.
Amida moves into range and connects with a jab.
Amida throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Amida looks for the body kick but Thermometer saw that one coming.
Thermometer is looking to counter punch.
Amida keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thermometer.
Amida has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thermometer finds it's way round the side to connect with Amida's head.
Thermometer scores with a hook.
Amida is looking to land body kicks.
Thermometer drops his hands momentarily and Amida takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thermometer blocks a jab.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Amida misses with a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rectal Thermometer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thermometer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rectal Thermometer!
After the big win, Rectal Thermometer made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conquer and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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