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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 481 p4p, 153 weight class) and Carter Wright (ranked 68 p4p, 20 weight class). Obaminator comes to the cage accompanied by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carter Wright!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wright on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down.
Obaminator gets a clinch.
Wright lands a nice uppercut.
Wright throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Wright misses with a punch on the inside.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Obaminator works on Wright's body with a couple of short punches.
Wright misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wright lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.
Wright's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Wright has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Wright looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Wright circles away and keeps his distance.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the body
and Wright counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Wright misses the target.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Wright fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Wright counter with a right hand.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator sizes up Wright with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Obaminator is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wright throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Wright circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wright throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Obaminator scoring well with a low kick there.
Wright takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wright staying out of range there.
Wright throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Wright was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator drives through and clinches with Wright against the cage.
Wright swings wildly with an uppercut but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Wright avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wright lands a left hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wright blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Wright misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wright tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator lands with a light punch inside.
Obaminator lands with a right to the head.
Wright blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Obaminator lands an uppercut.
Obaminator swings wildly with an uppercut but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Wright.
Wright prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wright.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wright tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Obaminator lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wright.
Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wright avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Wright throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
Wright only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Obaminator is looking to clinch.
Obaminator gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wright can do to turn this around?
Wright misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wright.
Wright is trying to force a seperation but Obaminator has the dominant position.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wright.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
Obaminator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the side of Wright's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Wright misses with a punch on the inside.
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wright swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wright takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator stuns Wright with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Wright sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Obaminator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wright throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wright misses with a hook to the body
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator fakes the leg kick and cracks Wright in the body.
Wright takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wright jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Wright saw that one coming.
It seemed like Wright was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Wright's body.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wright thows a leg kick but Obaminator checks it
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Wright's head but Wright sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Wright seems unphased.
Wright gets tackled into the cage by Obaminator. Obaminator maintains the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wright gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wright.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wright misses with a series of wild punches.
Wright's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Wright misses with a body shot.
Obaminator looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Wright.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wright can pounce on him.
Obaminator tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wright is able to avoid easily.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wright falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Wright throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid leg kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wright misses with an uppercut
and Wright takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Obaminator lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Obaminator closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wright lands a left hand.
Wright's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wright's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wright just misses with a punch to the body.
Wright takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator rushes Wright and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wright lands with a right to the head.
Wright breaks the clinch.
Obaminator has managed to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Wright blocks it.
Wright lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator stalling in the clinch but Wright improves position.
Obaminator pushes Wright back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wright has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Wright swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator works Wright's body with a nice hook.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wright misses with a body shot.
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wright can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Wright throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wright swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator throws a head punch that misses.
Wright misses with the head strike.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wright misses with some punches.
Wright lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wright misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright has him pressed against the cage.
Wright digs a right hand into Obaminator's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Obaminator's gas tank.
Wright lands with a right to the head.
Wright pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator with a hook.
Obaminator is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carter Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wright throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Wright is having none of it.
Obaminator backing away here, and Wright unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wright takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Obaminator takes a swing at Wright's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Wright is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wright lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Obaminator darts in trying to clinch
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Barack Obaminator.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Obaminator, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
A victorious Barack Obaminator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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