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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John C Reilly (ranked 307 p4p, 302 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 44 p4p, 43 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Reilly might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to John C. Reilly Funniest Moments. On his way into the cage it seems that John C Reilly has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily John C Reilly seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, John C Reilly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reilly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Reilly wants to slow Bob down by chopping away at his legs.
Bob checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bob lands a really nice looking cross but Reilly seems unphased.
Reilly with a hook.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bob fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bob thumps Reilly with a low kick.
Reilly checks a leg kick.
Bob punishes Reilly's body with a nice straight punch.
A big right from Reilly misses.
It seemed like Bob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Reilly walks into a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reilly connects with a leg kick.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Reilly throws a good cross that connects.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
Nice body punch from Bob.
Bob's coach down at White Eagle was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bob's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bob only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Reilly takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob tries to keep at a distance but Reilly has taken the fight into the clinch.
Reilly lands a nice shot to the body.
Reilly misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reilly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reilly tries a body shot but Bob blocks it.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bob lands an uppercut.
Bob lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reilly.
Reilly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Reilly.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Reilly.
Bob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Reilly.
Bob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Reilly.
Bob lands a hook to the side of the head.
Reilly lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Reilly.
Bob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Reilly.
Reilly working aggressively here.
Reilly tries a body shot but Bob blocks it.
Bob lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bob.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a punch to the body.
Reilly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reilly tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Reilly back against the cage.
Bob misses with the head strike.
Bob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reilly's elbow.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Reilly backwards.
Reilly tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Reilly back against the cage.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Reilly can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
Bob can't find room to land a body shot as Reilly controls the action.
Reilly lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
Reilly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob misses with some punches.
Reilly blocks a body shot from Bob.
Bob's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reilly swings wildly with an uppercut but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reilly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bob throws a punch but it's blocked by Reilly.
Reilly misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reilly working aggressively here.
Reilly throws a head punch that misses.
Reilly lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Reilly blocks an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Reilly - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Reilly.
Reilly throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Bob fails to land.
Reilly scores with a shot to the side of Bob's head.
Bob swings wildly with an uppercut but Reilly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bob tries to pull guard but Reilly won't allow it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Reilly.
Bob working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Reilly.
Reilly pushes Bob back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot in the inside from Reilly.
Reilly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bob's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reilly lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Reilly throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bobs head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with some punches.
Reilly throws a head punch that misses.
Reilly lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Reilly working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Bob.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bob.
Nice body punch from Reilly.
Reilly struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Reilly - that landed with a thud.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Reilly lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
A shot in the inside from Reilly.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A shot in the inside from Reilly.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Reilly.
Reilly works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right handed body shot lands from Reilly.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bob.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
John C Reilly dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Bob swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Silent Bob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Reilly throws a looping overhand right but Bob ducks down to avoid it.
Reilly misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Bob to counter with a crisp jab.
Bob lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Reilly tries to score with a low kick but Bob moves his leg out of the way.
An inside leg kick from Bob misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bob.
Reilly checks a low kick from Bob.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Reilly with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bob to score with a decent uppercut.
Reilly thuds his right hand into Bob's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Reilly tries to work over Bob's front leg with a kick but Bob checks it.
Reilly throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bob.
Reilly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reilly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bob.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reilly throws a lazy right hand but Bob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bob avoids the body shot from Reilly.
Reilly throws a jab but it's blocked by Bob.
Reilly tests Bob's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bob with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Bob slams his shin into Reilly's torso.
Reilly digs a good body shot into Bob's ribs.
Bob staying out of range there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Reilly down.
Bob takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Reilly is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Reilly. That's going to slow Bob down.
Bob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Reilly misses with a straight left.
Bob appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reilly throws out the jab.
Reilly on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A punch lands to the side of Reilly 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Reilly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bob throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Reilly stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bob takes the fight into the clinch.
Bob throws a punch but it's blocked by Reilly.
Bob escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Reilly misses with a low kick.
Silent Bob seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws out a powerful jab.
Bob tries to clinch but Reilly is having none of it.
Reilly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bob.
Reilly throws a front kick aimed at Bob's knee but Bob avoids it well.
Reilly throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Reilly misses with a body shot.
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bob feints and then cracks Reilly's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Reilly down.
Reilly avoids the body shot from Bob.
Reilly tries a head kick but it misses.
A slow jab from Reilly misses its intended target.
Reilly doesn't manage to clinch there - Bob circles away.
A low kick lands for Bob.
Bob tests Reilly's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Reilly takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob swings for the body but Reilly moves out of range.
Bob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reilly.
Bob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob moves away from the strike by Reilly.
Bob fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Reilly.
Reilly slips under a jab from Bob.
Bob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bob throws a nice inside leg kick.
Reilly throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bob.
Reilly bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Reilly throws a head kick but Bob moves out of range.
Reilly takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Reilly swings widly with a right hand
and Bob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Reilly takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bob lands a glancing blow to the side of Reilly's head.
Bob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reilly on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A bone on bone clash there as Bob blocks the leg kick.
Bob walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Reilly checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bob changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reilly.
A nice leg kick from Bob, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bob swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bob.
Nice defenses there by Bob.
Bob lands a lovely overhand right.
Reilly smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Reilly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bob.
A nice inside leg kick there by Reilly. That's going to slow Bob down.
Reilly will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jab by Reilly.
Bob throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Reilly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob clobbers Reilly with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Reilly throws a lazy right hand but Bob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Reilly down.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reilly throws out the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Reilly throws a right hand that misses
and Reilly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reilly. Bob does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bob defending well as Reilly loads up on a big left hand.
Bob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bob checks a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Reilly's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
That kick from Bob tenderised Reilly's leg. Reilly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Reilly misses with a right hand
and Bob counters with a left to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Reilly, as that shot connected.
Bob scores with a spinning back kick!
Bob with the inside leg kick.
Bob pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bob lunges at Reilly with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Reilly's hand.
Bob clinches with his opponent.
Reilly lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
Bob lands a right hand.
Reilly misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reilly misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short uppercut from Reilly.
A nice left hand lands by Reilly.
Reilly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reilly misses with a punch to the body.
Bob lands with a left to the head.
Reilly throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Reilly working aggressively here.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bob presses Reilly against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bob misses with a punch to the body.
Bob lands an uppercut.
John C Reilly has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Reilly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
Reilly misses with some punches.
Reilly struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Reilly.
Bob creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Reilly prevents a body shot from Bob.
Reilly throws a head punch that misses.
Bob breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Reilly fails in his attempt to clinch.
Reilly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bob moves away.
Bob checks a leg kick.
Bob throws out a leg kick but Reilly moves out of range and Bob only half commits.
A solid body kick from Bob.
Bob walks into a jab.
Reilly jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Reilly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reilly smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Reilly fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bob on the side of the head.
Bob lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reilly at a distance.
Reilly thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reilly misses with a looping right.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Reilly. That did some damage!
Reilly tries to score with a low kick but Bob moves his leg out of the way.
Reilly tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Reilly misses with an uppercut.
A good leg kick by Bob.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
Bob just misses with a punch to the body.
Bob checks a low kick from Reilly.
Bob tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bob lands with an uppercut that bounces Reilly off the cage and back into range.
A jab from Reilly finds it's way through Bob's defenses.
Reilly throws a leg kick but Bob moved away.
It seemed like Bob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Reilly shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bob, as that shot connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bob. Bob obviously looking to wear him down.
Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Reilly's sensitive parts.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Reilly throws a hook but Bob avoids it easily.
Bob scores with a punch to the head.
Reilly lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bob misses with an uppercut. Reilly saw that one coming.
Reilly moves in looking to clinch but Bob pushes him off.
Reilly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bob was well out of range. Poor timing from Reilly.
Bob lands a nice looking body kick.
Nice defenses there by Bob.
Reilly cracks Bob with a right hand to the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Reilly down.
Reilly lands a nice looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reilly is looking to clinch but Bob is avoiding it.
Reilly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob misses with a wild body shot.
Reilly throws a hook but Bob avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reilly fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A jab from Reilly misses.
Reilly throws a chopping leg kick but Bob manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Reilly loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Bob blocks a low kick nicely.
Bob throws a leg kick which misses Reilly's front leg but catches the back leg as Reilly tries to avoid it.
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Reilly fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bob is out of range.
Reilly looks to land a right hand but Bob moved out of range.
Reilly chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Bob looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Reilly closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Reilly.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reilly backwards.
Reilly throws a head punch that misses.
Bob lands with a left to the head.
Bob lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reilly or not.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Silent Bob.
I think Bob has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
During a confident post fight interview, Silent Bob thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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