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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 104 p4p, 518 weight class) and Amaru Kawiwasulu (ranked 15 p4p, 75 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Watch where you're going, Needle Dick!. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Amaru Kawiwasulu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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190 cm 29 278 15 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm 29 272 12 - 7 - 0 |
Decent wrestler Solid boxing Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler Solid Muay Thai Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Needle Dick! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Amaru Kawiwasulu! The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kawiwasulu's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dick connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kawiwasulu scrambles back to his feet.
It looks like Amaru Kawiwasulu has been cut. Kawiwasulu ducks straight into an uppercut from Dick and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Kawiwasulu manages to regain guard straight away.
Dick stays in close to Kawiwasulu's body and controls the position. Kawiwasulu is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Dick is positioning himself well to prevent Kawiwasulu advancing to mount. Kawiwasulu is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Dick reverses the position - he's now on top in Kawiwasulu's guard. Dick looking to pass the guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kawiwasulu can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dick controls the pace. Dick stopping the sweep attempt from Kawiwasulu.
That's two minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Dick wants to pass the guard but Kawiwasulu is keeping the position. Kawiwasulu told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet. Dick seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dick continues to stall.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet. Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kawiwasulu sees it coming and avoids it easily. It seemed like Kawiwasulu was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Kawiwasulu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick. A countering left hand to the body from Kawiwasulu misses. Dick looks to throw the jab but Kawiwasulu is out of range. Kawiwasulu wants to counter with a clinch but Dick pushes him away. Dick looks to throw the jab but Kawiwasulu is out of range. Kawiwasulu now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kawiwasulu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dick circles away quickly and effectively. Kawiwasulu slips under a jab from Dick. Dick throws the left hand but Kawiwasulu avoids the punch easily. A shot to the liver by Kawiwasulu. Beautiful body shot. Kawiwasulu swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Dick was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Kawiwasulu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dick's head. Dick misses with an uppercut. Kawiwasulu saw that one coming. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kawiwasulu! But no joy. Kawiwasulu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Kawiwasulu clinches with his opponent.
Dick misses with the head strike.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Kawiwasulu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Needle Dick dominated that round. The cut man is working on Amaru Kawiwasulu's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Kawiwasulu getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Kawiwasulu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kawiwasulu counters by moving into the clinch. Kawiwasulu working aggressively here.
Kawiwasulu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dick has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dick tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Kawiwasulu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow. Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by Kawiwasulu.
It looks like Needle Dick has been cut. Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Kawiwasulu lands with a right to the head. Dick blocks a body shot from Kawiwasulu. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Dick misses with a punch to the body.
Kawiwasulu lands with a light punch inside. A short right from Kawiwasulu. Dick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Kawiwasulu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kawiwasulu gets through Dick's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kawiwasulu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kawiwasulu can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Kawiwasulu with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Kawiwasulu looking to throw knees to the head but Dick is blocking nicely.
Kawiwasulu misses with a body punch.
Kawiwasulu tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.
Kawiwasulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Kawiwasulu uses good head movement to avoid it. Kawiwasulu working aggressively here.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Kawiwasulu controls his hands.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Kawiwasulu is breathing heavily. Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick. Dick is trying to force a seperation but Kawiwasulu has the dominant position. Kawiwasulu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it. Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick lands with a right to the head. Dick tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kawiwasulu or not. Dick is working Kawiwasulu over against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Dick scores with a shoulder strike. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kawiwasulu or not. Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch. Dick works on Kawiwasulu's body with a couple of short punches. Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick. Kawiwasulu throws a head punch that misses. I was talking to Dick's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. A short right hand to the side of the head by Dick. Dick lands a body shot. Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dick pushes Kawiwasulu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kawiwasulu. Kawiwasulu bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Dick comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Kawiwasulu falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Kawiwasulu was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Needle Dick! Needle Dick retains his heavyweight title! After winning the bout, Needle Dick thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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