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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doug Funny (ranked 2248 p4p, 1434 weight class) and Hank McCoy (ranked 281 p4p, 187 weight class). Funny comes to the cage accompanied by Throw some D's on it. McCoy has chosen Monster as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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185 cm 26 213 6 - 1 - 0 |
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185 cm 18 215 3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling Counter fighter Very strong |
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Good wrestler Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Doug Funny! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hank McCoy! The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Russell Pearce and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Funny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jab from McCoy. McCoy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McCoy throws a nice head kick!
McCoy throws a shot to the body.
McCoy has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Nice shot by McCoy. McCoy displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. McCoy is looking to slow Funny down with leg kicks. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! McCoy lunges at Funny with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Funny's hand. McCoy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. McCoy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. McCoy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. McCoy's corner calls for a 1-2. McCoy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Funny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Funny walks into a straight right hand from McCoy.
That's one minute gone in the round. McCoy lands with a hook. Funny tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Good leg kick by McCoy. A chopping leg kick lands by McCoy. McCoy lands a glancing blow to the side of Funny's head. Funny on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McCoy. McCoy obviously looking to wear him down.
McCoy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Funny at a distance.
McCoy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Hank McCoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Funny takes one to the side of the head.
McCoy lands with a kick to the temple. Funny shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Hank McCoy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Funny walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. McCoy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Funny had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Funny fails with the takedown. McCoy throws a good cross that connects.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McCoy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Funny doesn't seem bothered though. McCoy throws a right and a left that Funny avoids nicely. McCoy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Good exchange - McCoy coming out on top. McCoy sizes up Funny with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. McCoy lands with an overhand left. McCoy works the jab nicely. McCoy scores with a jab. Funny acknowledges it with a nod of the head. McCoy scores with a three punch combo!
McCoy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Funny takes a step back to recover. McCoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Funny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McCoy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McCoy lands the left hand. McCoy lands with a good body shot. McCoy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Funny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McCoy with a body punch. A glancing blow. A left lands for McCoy. No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Funny half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. McCoy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McCoy scores with the left hand. Funny knows he should have avoided that one. McCoy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McCoy works the jab nicely. McCoy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McCoy lands a jab to Funny's midsection. McCoy scores with a nice head shot. McCoy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. A jab lands there for McCoy. McCoy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Funnys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! McCoy darts in and out, connecting with a jab. McCoy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride. McCoy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Funny takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hank McCoy dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! McCoy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. McCoy lands a two punch combo.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Funny. McCoy bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet! Hank McCoy seems to be getting the better of the standup. Funny walks into a jab. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Good shot there by McCoy. A slapping leg kick lands for McCoy.
McCoy connects with a crisp jab. McCoy lands a lovely overhand right. McCoy scores with a decent looking hook. McCoy moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. McCoy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McCoy throws a combination. Funny tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Funny tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. McCoy has been the more effective fighter overall so far. McCoy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Funny on the side of the head. Funny looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Funny is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McCoy with a nice calf kick. Funny definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. McCoy thuds his right hand into Funny's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Funny walks into a straight right hand from McCoy. McCoy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Funny stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McCoy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. McCoy lands a nice shot that snaps Funny's head back.
McCoy scores with a nice head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McCoy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Funny manages to avoid it. Funny tries to counter with a takedown but McCoy is quick to defend against it. McCoy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride. McCoy goes for a high kick. It partially lands. McCoy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Funny has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. McCoy misses with a head kick.
McCoy cracks a nice hook into Funny's ribs. McCoy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Funny. McCoy scores with a leg kick.
Funny moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Funny fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Funny crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McCoy - the referee stops the clock and Funny gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McCoy. Funny manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. McCoy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Funny.
Funny walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. The crowd cheers as McCoy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Funny doesn't seem phased though. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Funny is defended easily by McCoy. McCoy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McCoy scores with a leg kick.
Nice body kick from McCoy. McCoy connects with a solid leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McCoy lands a really nice looking cross but Funny seems unphased.
Funny takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Funny fails with the takedown. And an attempted straight right on the counter from McCoy! But no joy. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Doug Funny. That's going to take a lot out of him. Funny has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Funny there as he acknowledges the shot. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Decent striking displayed by McCoy there. McCoy connects with a nice looking jab.
Funny takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Nice shot lands for McCoy. McCoy lands with a slapping head kick. No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hank McCoy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round! McCoy works the jab nicely. A slapping body kick lands there for McCoy. Funny has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. Jab by McCoy. Funny closes this distance looking for a takedown but McCoy circles away. Funny has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McCoy finds it's way round the side to connect with Funny's head. McCoy lands a leg kick that knocks Funny off balance momentarily. A lazy left from McCoy finds it's target. McCoy throws a head kick but Funny moves out of range.
Funny appears to be looking for a counter takedown. McCoy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Funny. Funny attempts a counter takedown but McCoy avoids it well and moves away. McCoy lands with a right hand. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McCoy scores with the left hand. Funny knows he should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round. McCoy thumps Funny with a low kick. McCoy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McCoy. A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride. McCoy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McCoy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Funny has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. McCoy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Funny looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McCoy! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Funny lands a decent elbow from side control. Funny lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McCoy down.
Funny controlling from side mount. Funny lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McCoy down.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Funny working the ground and pound. McCoy is not content to let Funny control the position. Doug Funny overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. McCoy pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control. Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Funny scores with punches from side control. Funny cracks McCoy with a big right hand but McCoy just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Funny scoring with punches and elbows. McCoy is trying to buck Funny off.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy. McCoy pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control. Funny scores with punches from side control. McCoy is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here. Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy. McCoy takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McCoy tries to escape but Funny is in control.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Funny landing strikes. McCoy is not in a great position here, taking some shots. Funny in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy. Funny in side control lands a decent elbow. Funny trying to control the action but McCoy is working from the bottom. McCoy wants to get back to his feet but Funny drags him back down. McCoy is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first. McCoy throws Funny to one side and escapes! McCoy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Funnys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Doug Funny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Hank McCoy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Funny takes one to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Hank McCoy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got McCoy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 25:30 Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 25:30 Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank McCoy! After winning the bout, Hank McCoy thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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