PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 6504 p4p, 24450 weight class) and Mila Baars (ranked 348 p4p, 378 weight class). Natalia Pisswater could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mila Baars's chin.

Pisswater
vs
Baars

170 cm
20
136
0 - 2 - 0

173 cm
20
147
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mila Baars!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jorge Garcia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baars takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Baars throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Baars throws the left hand but Pisswater avoids the punch easily.
Baars misses with a hook. Pisswater ducked under it nicely.
Baars dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!

It looks like Natalia Pisswater has been cut.
Pisswater lands a jab to the nose.

Pisswater forces Baars back against the cage and clinches.
Baars's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater digs a right hand underneath Baars's ribcage. Baars let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Baars wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pisswater tries for a takedown. No joy.

Baars breaks from the clinch.
Baars takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater takes a swing at Baars's ribcage but misses.
Baars doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pisswater scores with a nice head shot.
Pisswater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Baars in his tracks.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pisswater duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater throws a low kick but it's checked well by Baars.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Baars at a distance.

Pisswater fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Baars, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baars.
Baars lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Pisswater decides to pull guard.
Baars trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Pisswater keeping full guard, as Baars tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater is pulling down on Baars's head. It's preventing any offense from Baars, at least for the moment.
Baars must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Baars's guard.

We've been hearing that Pisswater has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater lands a couple of elbows.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater working some strikes from top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Baars working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Pisswater doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Pisswater manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Baars tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater postures up and lands a big shot to Baars's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater forces his way into half guard.
Baars is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.

Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Baars doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater.
Baars is looking for a sweep. Pisswater is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pisswater working over Baars with some ground and pound. Baars looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Pisswater stops Baars from getting back to his feet.
Pisswater scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pisswater looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Baars with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater working Baars over with strikes.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pisswater connects with a nice short shot to Baars's temple.
Pisswater lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Baars is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater trying to control from half guard but Baars is working away.
Pisswater looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Baars with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Baars is still in real trouble! Can Pisswater finish him?
Baars is looking to escape.
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Baars has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pisswater is working away from the top position though.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Baars is defending against the submission attempts here by Pisswater.

Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura but Baars is defending well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Natalia Pisswater's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Pisswater shoots in for a takedown but Baars shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Baars seems to have recovered his senses.
Pisswater swings for the body but Baars moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Baars on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pisswater lands with an overhand left.
Baars tries to work over Pisswater's front leg with a kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Baars is just out of range.

Pisswater has closed the distance and engaged Baars in a clinch.
Baars swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.

Baars breaks the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.

Pisswater darts in and clinches Baars up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Baars creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pisswater's defenses.
Baars working hard to break the clinch.
Baars has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater blocks an elbow strike.
Baars throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Baars looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Pisswater decides to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Pisswater doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Natalia Pisswater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Baars preventing the sweep.
Pisswater is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Pisswater looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Baars punching from the bottom.
Pisswater drops an elbow to the side of Baars's head.
Pisswater lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Baars taking some punishment here, with Pisswater in his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater drops an elbow to the side of Baars's head.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with a punch from half guard.
Pisswater passes to side control.
Pisswater lands an elbow.
Baars is looking to reverse the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pisswater is chipping away with strikes.
Baars really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pisswater. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Baars is trying to buck Pisswater off.

Pisswater is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Baars is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Baars takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Pisswater working the head and body with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands a strong strike to the head of Baars. That's dazed him! Pisswater looking to finish here. Baars is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Pisswater lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!