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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Hans Peter Baxxter (ranked 5199 p4p, 251 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 539 p4p, 35 weight class). Baxxter comes into the arena with Weekend, Scooter blaring out of the sound system. The Human is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Adventure Time. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Hans Peter Baxxter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baxxter looks to land a left hand but The Human moved out of range nicely.
Despite the aggression on The Human's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Baxxter scores with the left hand. The Human knows he should have avoided that one.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Baxxter off balance momentarily.
The Human has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Good work by Baxxter as he checks the leg kick.
Baxxter attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Human appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Human pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Baxxter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
It seemed like The Human was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The Human changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Baxxter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
The Human is looking to slow Baxxter down with leg kicks.
Baxxter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jab from The Human.
The Human darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Human avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Baxxter misses the shot to the body.
The Human moves out of range as Baxxter throws a body kick.
A lazy body kick from Baxxter
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Baxxter checks a low kick from The Human.
Baxxter moves out of range as The Human strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Baxxter throws a hook but The Human blocks it.
The Human misses with a body punch
and Baxxter counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Human thinking.
Baxxter moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Baxxter.
Baxxter's corner calls for a 1-2. Baxxter obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The Human needs to keep his hands up - Baxxter had a free shot at his head there.
Baxxter misses the jab.
Baxxter blocks a low kick nicely.
The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Baxxter is just out of range.
Baxxter moves out of range of the strikes.
The Human shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The Human just misses with a punch to the body.
The Human fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Baxxter on the side of the head.
Baxxter misses the jab.
Baxxter misses with a body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Human.
Baxxter is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Baxxter misses with a kick to the body
and The Human counters with a nice leg kick.
Baxxter throws a solid leg kick but The Human takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Baxxter.
A countering left hand to the body from The Human misses.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baxxter misses with a hook.
Baxxter misses the shot to the body.
The Human looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Human with the inside leg kick.
The Human with the inside leg kick.
Baxxter throws a head kick that misses
and The Human counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Human looks to throw the jab but Baxxter is out of range.
Baxxter throwing a counter right hand but The Human manages to avoid it.
Baxxter ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
The fighters circling - The Human throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Human throws a wild body kick that Baxxter sees coming a mile off.
The Human looks to throw the jab but Baxxter is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Baxxter blocks the low kick.
The Human avoids the body shot from Baxxter.
The Human looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Human lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Baxxter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A looping hook to the body misses from Baxxter. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human lands with an uppercut that bounces Baxxter off the ropes and back into range.
Baxxter comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Human buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human blocks the body kick.
The Human swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Human throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Baxxter keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Baxxter misses with a body shot
and The Human counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Baxxter throws a hook to the side of The Human's head but The Human sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Baxxter tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Human on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Baxxter throws a good cross that connects.
Baxxter feints a jab promting The Human to slip. Baxxter then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. The Human slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The Human misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Baxxter is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The Human throws a leg kick but Baxxter checks it.
Baxxter scores with a body shot.
Baxxter walks into a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Human throws a head kick but Baxxter moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Baxxter misses its target.
Baxxter's jab looks to have found its range, popping The Human under the eye.
Baxxter takes one to the side of the head.
The Human slips under a jab from Baxxter.
Baxxter takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The Human is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Baxxter had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human takes a swing at Baxxter's ribcage but misses.
The Human moves out of range as Baxxter throws a body kick.
Baxxter throws a body kick that misses.
Nice shot lands for Baxxter.
Good exchange - The Human coming out on top.
Baxxter throws a jab when The Human was well out of range.
Baxxter throws a shot from downtown. The Human moves away and avoids it.
Baxxter's corner calls for a 1-2. Baxxter obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A low kick lands for The Human.
The Human with the inside leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! The Human crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Baxxter - the referee stops the clock and The Human gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Baxxter. The Human manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Baxxter misses with a body shot.
The Human scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Baxxter doesn't seem bothered though.
The Human misses with a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A shot to the liver by The Human. Beautiful body shot.
Baxxter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Baxxter misses with a wild body shot.
Baxxter thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Finn The Human will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
A jab from The Human does it's job there.
The Human lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Baxxter on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The Human throws a shot from downtown. Baxxter moves away and avoids it.
Baxxter swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
Baxxter shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Baxxter.
Baxxter staying out of range there.
Nice shot by The Human.
Baxxter fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Baxxter throws a wild body kick that The Human sees coming a mile off.
The Human throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Baxxter looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Baxxter lands with a hook. The Human tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Baxxter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baxxter lands a body shot.
The Human misses with a low kick.
Baxxter misses with a shot to the body
and The Human counters with a left to the body.
Baxxter lands with a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by The Human.
Baxxter throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Baxxter connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Baxxter misses with a hook to the body
and The Human counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Human with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Human connects with a nice looking jab.
The Human is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Baxxter swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Baxxter.
The Human scores with a jab to the body.
Baxxter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Human can pounce on him.
The Human misses with a straight left.
Baxxter slips under a jab.
The Human takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Baxxter takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Human takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human misses with an uppercut.
The Human looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Baxxter fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Baxxter misses.
The Human looks to throw the jab but Baxxter is out of range.
Baxxter throws a jab but it's blocked by The Human.
Baxxter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Human on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Baxxter. Baxxter obviously looking to wear him down.
A slow jab from Baxxter misses its intended target.
The Human with a nice cross.
The Human avoids the body shot from Baxxter.
The Human attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Baxxter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for The Human. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The Human lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Baxxter at a distance.
Baxxter walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Baxxter.
Baxxter on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The Human throws a leg kick but Baxxter moved away.
Baxxter's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Human connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Baxxter scrambles back to his feet.
A cross from The Human lands.
Baxxter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human thumps Baxxter with a low kick.
The Human takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Baxxter ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
It looked like Baxxter was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from The Human.
Baxxter is looking to score with low kicks.
Baxxter takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Baxxter avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Baxxter looks to land a left hand but The Human moved out of range nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Baxxter.
The Human fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Baxxter throws a poor cross that misses
and The Human counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Baxxter lands with a cross.
The Human throws a looping overhand right but Baxxter ducks down to avoid it.
The Human misses with an uppercut. Baxxter saw that one coming.
The Human is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Human connects with a leg kick.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Baxxter.
The Human looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Human bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Baxxter lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Human misses with an uppercut
and Baxxter finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Baxxter looks for the body kick but The Human saw that one coming.
Baxxter wants to slow The Human down by chopping away at his legs.
The Human darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Human. Baxxter does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human throws a leg kick but Baxxter checks it.
The Human takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Human looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The Human moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Baxxter wants to slow The Human down by chopping away at his legs.
Baxxter slips a jab from The Human.
An attempted straight right counter from Baxxter misses the target.
Baxxter misses with a head kick.
The Human lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Baxxter moves out of range of the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Baxxter misses the target.
Baxxter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
Baxxter bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Baxxter there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Baxxter scores with a nice body kick.
Baxxter moves out of range as The Human throws a body kick.
The Human digs a good body shot into Baxxter's ribs.
Baxxter lands with a right hand.
The Human scores with a shot to the body.
The Human throws a body kick that misses.
Good work by Baxxter as he checks the leg kick.
Baxxter looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The Human fakes the leg kick and cracks Baxxter in the body.
The Human connects with a nice looking jab.
The Human scoring well with a low kick there.
Baxxter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
The Human chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A telegraphed right hand from Baxxter misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Baxxter. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human feints a counter leg kick.
A low kick lands for Baxxter.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Baxxter pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Human throws out a loose jab but Baxxter uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Human throws a leg kick but Baxxter checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Baxxter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Baxxter avoids the body shot from The Human.
Finn The Human seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Baxxter avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Baxxter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Baxxter.
Baxxter swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
Baxxter backing away here, and The Human unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Baxxter.
Baxxter quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Baxxter connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Baxxter connects with a looping right hand.
The Human thows a left - swing and a miss!
Baxxter tried to counter with a leg kick but The Human avoided it.
A telegraphed right hand from Baxxter misses the target.
The Human pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Baxxter throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Human throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Human tries a head kick but it misses.
Baxxter throws a low kick but The Human avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Baxxter.
Finn The Human is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Baxxter misses with an uppercut
and The Human cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Baxxter's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human walks into a straight right hand from Baxxter.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Baxxter checks a leg kick.
Baxxter is looking to score with low kicks.
The Human tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Baxxter is able to avoid easily.
An inside leg kick lands from The Human.
The Human needs to keep his hands up - Baxxter had a free shot at his head there.
Baxxter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Human misses with a low kick.
The Human throws a leg kick which misses Baxxter's front leg but catches the back leg as Baxxter tries to avoid it.
Baxxter throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Baxxter throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Baxxter thows a left - swing and a miss!
Baxxter throws a head kick that misses.
The Human avoids the body shot from Baxxter.
The Human lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human connects with the punch.
Baxxter throws a low kick, looking for The Human's leg but The Human calmly moves out of range.
Baxxter takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Human throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Human goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Human blocks a jab.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Baxxter manages to avoid it.
Baxxter throws the kick towards the body but The Human avoids it.
Baxxter defending well as The Human loads up on a big left hand.
Baxxter throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Human connects with a looping right hand.
Baxxter throws the left hand but The Human avoids the punch easily.
The Human scoring well with a low kick there.
The Human throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Baxxter on the side of the head.
The Human has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Baxxter doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Baxxter displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Human throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Human bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Baxxter's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick lands for The Human.
Baxxter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
The Human takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Baxxter thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Baxxter.
Baxxter thuds his right hand into The Human's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The Human throws a hook to the side of Baxxter's head but Baxxter sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by The Human.
Hans Peter Baxxter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Baxxter misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Human misses with a kick to the body
and Baxxter cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Human connects with a body shot that sends Baxxter's belly button to the back.
The Human jabs Baxxter right on the nose. Baxxter blinks but takes it well.
Nice uppercut lands for The Human. That snapped Baxxter's head back.
The Human jabs Baxxter right on the nose. Baxxter blinks but takes it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Human throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Human takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Good exchange - The Human coming out on top.
And that's the end of the fight!
Finn The Human comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Human has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight for Finn The Human!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Finn The Human!
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Finn The Human!
Finn The Human wins by unanimous decision!
Finn The Human is the new lightweight champion!
Finn The Human thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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