PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marvel Adderall (ranked 4014 p4p, 4035 weight class) and Killian Johanssen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Killian Johanssen was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Adderall
vs
Johanssen

179 cm
25
148
2 - 0 - 0

182 cm
25
151
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Marvel Adderall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Killian Johanssen!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adderall throws a sloppy head kick and Johanssen moves out of range easily.
Adderall throws a head kick that misses.
Adderall throws a head kick but Johanssen moves out of range.

Johanssen closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Adderall quickly recovers to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johanssen passes to side control.
Adderall tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Johanssen wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Johanssen is looking to take a break and control but Adderall is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Johanssen looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Adderall is avoiding damage well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johanssen tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Adderall trying to control but Johanssen flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johanssen scores with punches and elbows.
Adderall is keeping busy.
Johanssen missing with strikes.
Johanssen lands shots from the back.
I really don't envy Adderall right now.
Can Adderall hold on?! Johanssen is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
Johanssen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Johanssen scores with strikes from the back.
Johanssen throwing sloppy strikes.
Adderall is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johanssen lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Adderall hold on?!
Johanssen scores with punches to the body.
Johanssen lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Adderall hold on?!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Adderall prevents Johanssen from getting a body triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Adderall is covering up but some of the strikes from Johanssen are getting through and doing damage.
Johanssen lands shots from the back.
Johanssen connects with a big shot to the side of Adderall's head.

Adderall is rocked!
Johanssen lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oh Adderall is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Johanssen is scoring with a succession of shots from the back. Adderall is covering up - he's had enough and the ref steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Killian Johanssen!
Killian Johanssen thanked the fans post fight for their support.