PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Keizo Kasai (ranked 1084 p4p, 3497 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 149 p4p, 411 weight class). Stank has chosen lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah as his entrance music. Jank Stank is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kasai
vs
Stank

175 cm
31
158
14 - 10 - 0

185 cm
28
165
6 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Keizo Kasai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank throws a body punch but Kasai moves out of range.
Kasai misses with a wild combination.
Kasai clobbers Stank with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Stank misses with a body punch
and Kasai cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stank throws a poor cross that misses
and Kasai counters with a three punch combo that has Stank backing up. Stank nods at Kasai to acknowledge the strikes.
Kasai lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kasai throws a shot to the body.
Stank rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kasai moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kasai counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stank misses with a left hand
and Kasai counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stank wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stank with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kasai to score with a decent uppercut.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank throws a body punch but Kasai moves out of range.
Kasai connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kasai throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Stank on the side of the head.
Kasai is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A slow jab from Stank misses its intended target.
Kasai feints a jab promting Stank to slip. Kasai then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Stank slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Stank is rocked!
Kasai definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kasai counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keizo Kasai!
Keizo Kasai bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'.