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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stances Slumponyhu (ranked 2895 p4p, 3271 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 357 p4p, 396 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stances Slumponyhu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Francis DeMontford and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slumponyhu misses with a body shot.
Slumponyhu takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dispatch Regulator lands a jab.
Dispatch Regulator walks into a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Slumponyhu.
Dispatch Regulator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Slumponyhu slips a jab and a cross from Dispatch Regulator.
Slumponyhu misses with a wild body shot.
Slumponyhu throws a lazy right hand but Dispatch Regulator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dispatch Regulator raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dispatch Regulator has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A low kick from Slumponyhu is predictable there
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dispatch Regulator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dispatch Regulator slips a jab from Slumponyhu.
Dispatch Regulator was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Slumponyhu swings widly with a right hand
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a thumping low kick.
Stances Slumponyhu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slumponyhu is breathing heavily.
Dispatch Regulator throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a jab.
It looks like Stances Slumponyhu has been cut.
Slumponyhu throws a shot from downtown. Dispatch Regulator moves away and avoids it.
Dispatch Regulator looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dispatch Regulator lands a big head kick that sends Slumponyhu tumbling to the mat! Dispatch Regulator takes a step backwards and waves Slumponyhu back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Slumponyhu is rocked!
Dispatch Regulator throws an uppercut from hell that sends Slumponyhu clean off his feet! He's out cold! Dispatch Regulator stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Stances Slumponyhu spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll starting doing PEDs'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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