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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Commie Hunter (ranked 582 p4p, 930 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 9 p4p, 17 weight class). Anti Half Assed has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Commie Hunter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 17 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hunter jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Half Assed ducks under a wild hook from Hunter.
Hunter misses with a hook. Half Assed ducked under it nicely.
Nice body kick there by Half Assed.
Hunter throws a right hand that misses
and Half Assed counters with a stiff right hand.
Half Assed fails to land with a series of punches.
Half Assed with a nice cross.
Half Assed slips under a jab from Hunter.
Hunter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Half Assed.
Hunter takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Half Assed swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Half Assed throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hunter.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hunter fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Half Assed connects with a body shot that sends Hunter's belly button to the back.
Hunter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Half Assed.
Hunter connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice defenses there by Half Assed.
Half Assed with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hunter to score with a decent uppercut.
Half Assed connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A solid body kick from Hunter.
Danga de danga de dang - Hunter scores with a four punch combination!
Commie Hunter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hunter throws an off balance right hand
and Half Assed counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A big left from Half Assed misses.
A big right from Hunter misses.
Hunter misses with a jab, cross combination.
Half Assed drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Hunter defends it well.
Hunter lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Half Assed circles away quickly and effectively.
It seemed like Half Assed was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hunter closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
It looks like Commie Hunter has been cut.
That kick from Half Assed tenderised Hunter's leg. Hunter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Half Assed is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hunter.
Hunter on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hunter on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
Half Assed walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Half Assed closes the distance and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hunter stops a takedown attempt from Half Assed.
Half Assed pushes Hunter back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Half Assed has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hunter is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A shot in the inside from Half Assed.
Hunter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hunter breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hunter. Half Assed does a little dance to reset his feet.
Half Assed looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hunter misses with a jab, cross combination.
Half Assed is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Hunter with a body shot.
Half Assed avoids a punch combination nicely.
A good leg kick by Half Assed.
Commie Hunter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hunter feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Half Asseds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hunter takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Half Assed jabs Hunter to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hunter misses with a double jab.
Hunter ducks under a wild hook from Half Assed.
Hunter scores with a jab.
Half Assed throws a jab but it's blocked by Hunter.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hunter.
Hunter takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hunter misses with a left hand
and Half Assed counters with a thumping low kick.
Half Assed ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hunter steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Half Assed.
Hunter looks to land a combination but Half Assed avoids it well.
Hunter jabs Half Assed to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Hunter misses.
Half Assed swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice jab there from Hunter.
Hunter moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A left lands for Half Assed.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hunter.
Half Assed misses with an uppercut. Hunter saw that one coming.
A left lands for Half Assed.
Half Assed fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hunter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Half Assed uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hunter.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hunter as he jumps to the side.
Commie Hunter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anti Half Assed.
Half Assed bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Half Assed showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hunter.
Half Assed works the jab nicely.
Hunter is rocked!
A punch combination from Hunter misses.
Oh Hunter is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hunter seems to have got his legs back now.
Hunter tests Half Assed's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hunter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Half Assed manages to avoid it.
Hunter misses with a looping left.
Half Assed tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
We've been told by Hunter's head coaches at Tran MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Half Assed ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hunter throws a body punch but Half Assed moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Half Assed.
A cross from Half Assed lands.
Hunter lands with a right hand.
Half Assed misses with a series of wild punches.
Half Assed connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hunter jabs Half Assed to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Good shot there by Half Assed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hunter looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hunter takes a swing at Half Assed's ribcage but misses.
Hunter walks into a straight right hand from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Hunter's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Half Assed dives in looking to finish as Hunter flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Half Assed's strikes! Half Assed is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Hunter's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Hunter was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anti Half Assed!
Anti Half Assed is the new super heavyweight champion!
Anti Half Assed decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.
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RATING
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