PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 205 p4p, 617 weight class) and Quintus Dias (ranked 26 p4p, 93 weight class). Obaminator comes to the cage accompanied by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. Barack Obaminator has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Obaminator
vs
Dias

186 cm
25
185
14 - 6 - 0

190 cm
24
189
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quintus Dias!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Paulo Santos and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dias lands with a shot to the body.
Quintus Dias seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheers as Dias lands an impressive looking overhand right. Obaminator doesn't seem phased though.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dias lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dias throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator ducks right into an uppercut from Dias.
A jab from Dias misses.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Dias's head back.
Obaminator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Obaminator lands a left and a right that sends Dias crashing to the canvas! Obaminator dives into mount looking to finish!

Dias is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator looking to ground and pound but Dias is blocking nicely.
Dias is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Dias really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Dias seems to have recovered his senses.
Dias is squirming around, avoiding Obaminator's attempts to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Obaminator is working for a guillotine from mount but Dias frees his head quite easily.

Obaminator has control of Dias's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Dias regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Obaminator is trying to take his opponent's back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dias is working to get back to half guard.
Dias in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Obaminator controlling from the full mount.

Dias is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Obaminator locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Dias is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.