PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Mario Bergoglio (ranked 4119 p4p, 25041 weight class) and Helmit Crabs (ranked 479 p4p, 689 weight class). Bergoglio's entrance music is Adoremus in Aeternum. A fine choice. Helmit Crabs looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Bergoglio
vs
Crabs

160 cm
25
176
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
19
170
0 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jorge Mario Bergoglio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Helmit Crabs!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Ben Hemmingworth and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crabs throws a head kick but Bergoglio moves out of range.
Crabs looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bergoglio lunges at Crabs with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Crabs's hand.
Bergoglio with a hook.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bergoglio throws a series of punches but Crabs moves out of range.
Crabs takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice straight punches there by Bergoglio. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bergoglio.
Crabs takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Crabs is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bergoglio misses with the combination.
Crabs looks up at the clock. Bad move! Bergoglio lands a right hand from hell, dropping Crabs. Bergoglio pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jorge Mario Bergoglio!
In his post fight interview, Jorge Mario Bergoglio gave a big smile as he said 'Thank god!'.