PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Saturn (ranked 2075 p4p, 5138 weight class) and Jay Gatsby (ranked 68 p4p, 589 weight class). Saturn kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mama said knock you out by LL COOL J. Gatsby has chosen Yung n Bootyfull as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Jay Gatsby enters the cage!

Saturn
vs
Gatsby

198 cm
26
285
3 - 1 - 0

197 cm
26
240
4 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Saturn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jay Gatsby!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Columbo Gatti and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gatsby shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A punch lands to the side of Gatsby 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Saturn looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gatsby closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Gatsby takes one to the chin there.
Gatsby fails with the takedown
and Gatsby takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gatsby goes for a double leg but Saturn avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Saturn continues to drive forward.
Bobby Saturn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Gatsby.
Saturn walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Gatsby drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Saturn swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Gatsby's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bobby Saturn!
A very excited looking Bobby Saturn made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Jay Gatsby spoke after the fight, saying 'Sorry Daisy.'.