PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaco The Rastafarian Priest (ranked 1032 p4p, 1717 weight class) and Murska Mfer (ranked 32 p4p, 52 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

The Rastafarian Priest
vs
Mfer

192 cm
20
275
7 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
300
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Nutritional Shaved Ice
Brooklyn Threads

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Nutritional Shaved Ice

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jaco The Rastafarian Priest!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Murska Mfer!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jonathan Paton and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Rastafarian Priest shoots in and gets a takedown into Mfer's guard.
The Rastafarian Priest wants to control from the top but Mfer keeps moving.
Mfer avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mfer controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Rastafarian Priest throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mfer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mfer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Rastafarian Priest prevents Mfer from getting back to his feet.
The Rastafarian Priest in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The Rastafarian Priest throws an elbow that misses. Mfer uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Rastafarian Priest's guard. Nice move by Mfer!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Rastafarian Priest looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Mfer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mfer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mfer controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Mfer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The Rastafarian Priest fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mfer manages to avoid it.
Mfer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mfer moves away from the strike by The Rastafarian Priest.
Mfer lands a nice hook to The Rastafarian Priest's body. The Rastafarian Priest takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mfer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Rastafarian Priest counters with a left to the body.
The Rastafarian Priest steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Mfer. That one must have hurt.
The Rastafarian Priest cracks Mfer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mfer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Rastafarian Priest cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mfer lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Rastafarian Priest takes a step back to recover.
Mfer misses with a right hand
and The Rastafarian Priest connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Mfer closes the distance and pushes The Rastafarian Priest back into the cage.
The Rastafarian Priest tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mfer misses with a body punch.
Mfer can't find room to land a body shot as The Rastafarian Priest controls the action.
The Rastafarian Priest misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Rastafarian Priest tries to throw a body punch but Mfer avoids it by throwing The Rastafarian Priest back against the cage.
The Rastafarian Priest wants to stall.
Mfer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Rastafarian Priest scores with a shoulder strike.
Mfer working aggressively here.
Mfer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mfer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mfer scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Rastafarian Priest misses with the head strike.
Mfer has The Rastafarian Priest pushed against the cage.
The Rastafarian Priest throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mfer pushes The Rastafarian Priest back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Rastafarian Priest goes for a takedown in the clinch but Mfer prevents it.
The Rastafarian Priest taking a breather.
Mfer lands a body punch.
The Rastafarian Priest is breathing heavily.
Mfer lands a nice uppercut.
Mfer lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Rastafarian Priest backwards.
Mfer lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Rastafarian Priest.
The Rastafarian Priest misses with some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Murska Mfer dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The Rastafarian Priest slips a jab from Mfer.
Mfer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Rastafarian Priest throws out the jab.
Mfer ducks under a wild hook from The Rastafarian Priest.
Mfer thuds his right hand into The Rastafarian Priest's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mfer throws a head kick but The Rastafarian Priest moves out of range.
Jab from Mfer.
Mfer missing with a left hand there. The Rastafarian Priest was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mfer drops The Rastafarian Priest with a huge uppercut! The Rastafarian Priest drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Mfer is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Murska Mfer!
Murska Mfer is the new super heavyweight champion!