PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Guilherme Goncalves (ranked 713 p4p, 1656 weight class) and The Cucumber (ranked 98 p4p, 221 weight class). Cucumber has chosen Scooter - Nessaja as his entrance music. The Cucumber has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Goncalves
vs
Cucumber

178 cm
28
155
19 - 8 - 0

184 cm
26
166
7 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Guilherme Goncalves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, The Cucumber!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Kavanagh and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Cucumber finds it's way through Goncalves's defenses.
Goncalves moves out of range of the strikes.
Cucumber lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cucumber swinging wildly here.
As Cucumber looks to move away, Goncalves throws a big counter combo but Cucumber just gets out of the way.
Goncalves cracks Cucumber with a good jab.
Cucumber moves out of range as Goncalves strikes.
Cucumber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Goncalves connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cucumber throws a right hand that misses
letting Goncalves counter with a right hand.
Cucumber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Oooooh!!! Cucumber has knocked Goncalves down with a huge combo! Cucumber steps away and waves a wobbly Goncalves back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Goncalves is rocked!

It looks like Guilherme Goncalves has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goncalves slips a straight right by Cucumber.
Oh Goncalves is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Good shot there by Goncalves.
Goncalves seems to have got his legs back now.
Left hook, right uppercut from Goncalves.

Cucumber is rocked!
Goncalves lands a brutal uppercut that launches Cucumber off his feet! Cucumber tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Guilherme Goncalves!
Our winner, Guilherme Goncalves, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.