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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Timo Bader (ranked 678 p4p, 549 weight class) and Mister Mediocre (ranked 95 p4p, 75 weight class). Mister Mediocre has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Timo Bader's chin.
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178 cm 28 160 18 - 15 - 0 |
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178 cm 27 158 4 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Timo Bader! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Mediocre! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and George Francis.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A big left from Bader misses. Bader throws a hook to the side of Mediocre's head but Mediocre sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Bader misses with a lunging right hand
and Mediocre connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Mediocre ducks under a wild hook from Bader. Bader misses with an uppercut
and Mediocre counters with a nice uppercut. Bader misses with a looping right. Bader looks to throw the jab but Mediocre is out of range. Bader swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mediocre wants to counter the offense by Bader and move into the clinch position. Bader lands a glancing blow to the side of Mediocre's head. Bader misses with a right hand and Mediocre connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. We've been hearing reports that Bader has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight. Bader falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mediocre counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Mediocre. Bader wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bader manages to break the clinch.
Mediocre throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bader throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mediocre cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
 Bader is rocked! Bader lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Oh Bader is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bader thows a leg kick but Mediocre checks it and Mediocre counters with a big right hand! Oh Bader is in trouble here! Mediocre follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister Mediocre! A very excited looking Mister Mediocre made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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