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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anti Half Assed (ranked 538 p4p, 756 weight class) and Ivern Gustavsson (ranked 11 p4p, 18 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Gustavsson's choice of entrance music: Knockout - 2Pac. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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14 - 8 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ivern Gustavsson!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed stuffs the takedown.
Gustavsson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Half Assed avoids it really well and circles away.
Gustavsson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Half Assed is fending him off so far but Gustavsson persists. Nope, Half Assed circles away and we're back to standing.
As Gustavsson backs away, Half Assed returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Anti Half Assed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ivern Gustavsson.
Half Assed misses with a head kick.
Half Assed slaps away a takedown attempt from Gustavsson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Half Assed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gustavsson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Half Assed was covering up waiting for the punch and Gustavsson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Half Assed keeping full guard, as Gustavsson tries to pass.
Gustavsson with a nice head shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gustavsson wants to pass the guard but Half Assed is keeping the position.
Gustavsson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Half Assed controls Gustavsson momentarily but Gustavsson frees himself.
Half Assed looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Gustavsson has picked Half Assed up and slammed him! Half Assed can't keep hold of the triangle and Gustavsson manages to pass to side control!
Gustavsson working away.
Gustavsson is looking to take a break and control but Half Assed is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gustavsson in the domination position with Half Assed hanging on.
Gustavsson taking a break here but Half Assed is having none of it and regains half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gustavsson prevents Half Assed from improving his position.
Gustavsson trying to control from half guard but Half Assed is working away.
Half Assed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Half Assed is looking to control Gustavsson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Half Assed avoid being mounted?
Half Assed has hold of Gustavsson's hands but Gustavsson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Half Assed tries to roll over but Gustavsson keeps him under control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Half Assed might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Gustavsson lands with a punch from half guard.
Half Assed is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed trying to control here.
Gustavsson prevents Half Assed from improving his position.
Gustavsson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Half Assed is trying to control but can't.
Half Assed is staying active underneath Gustavsson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Half Assed looking for subs from the bottom but Gustavsson mounts him!
Gustavsson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Half Assed looks a forlorn figure.
Gustavsson controlling the position easily from mount.
Half Assed is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Gustavsson avoids the attempt from Half Assed to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gustavsson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Half Assed can't escape the position.
Gustavsson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Gustavsson scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Half Assed?
Gustavsson with good strikes from the mount here!
Half Assed is working to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gustavsson scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Half Assed?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gustavsson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Half Assed can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Half Assed can't escape the position.
Half Assed tries to lock up and control but Gustavsson gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gustavsson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Gustavsson landing punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ivern Gustavsson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Gustavsson shoots in for a takedown but Half Assed shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Half Assed defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Gustavsson.
Half Assed missing with a left hand there. Gustavsson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Half Assed stuffs the takedown attempt from Gustavsson. Gustavsson gets slowly back to his feet.
Anti Half Assed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ivern Gustavsson.
Half Assed misses the jab.
Gustavsson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Half Assed swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gustavsson has managed to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gustavsson is working for takedown but Half Assed is calmly controlling the position for now.
Half Assed lands an uppercut.
Gustavsson is trying to drag Half Assed to the mat but Half Assed just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Gustavsson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Half Assed pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Gustavsson gets a trip takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gustavsson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Half Assed does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Half Assed is trying to get back to full guard.
Half Assed is looking to control Gustavsson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Half Assed avoid being mounted?
Gustavsson is nestled in close to Half Assed, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Half Assed is staying active underneath Gustavsson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Gustavsson content to control rather than advance.
Ivern Gustavsson has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Half Assed wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gustavsson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Half Assed is looking to improve his position.
Gustavsson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Gustavsson works his foot free and advances to mount.
Half Assed is wriggling around trying to escape.
Half Assed tries to hold on but Gustavsson postures up.
BOOM! Gustavsson connects with a massive shot to the dome!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed tries to lock up and control but Gustavsson gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Half Assed is working to get back to half guard.
Gustavsson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Gustavsson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Gustavsson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Gustavsson lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Gustavsson working Half Assed over with strikes here.
Half Assed regains half guard.
Gustavsson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Half Assed with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Gustavsson is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Gustavsson lands strikes from half guard.
Half Assed is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed wants to control but Gustavsson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Gustavsson in particular looking to stall.
Half Assed on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Half Assed is trying to maintain the position but Gustavsson is very close to passing his half guard.
Gustavsson winds up and cracks Half Assed with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Gustavsson is thwarting Half Assed's attempts to control the position.
Gustavsson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gustavsson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Gustavsson is looking to advance position but Half Assed won't allow it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gustavsson is looking to take a break and control but Half Assed is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ivern Gustavsson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Gustavsson fails to land the takedown.
Half Assed appears to be looking for a big counter.
Gustavsson has his takedown stuffed
and Half Assed counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Half Assed thows a leg kick but Gustavsson checks it
so Gustavsson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Gustavsson is stalling in the full guard.
Gustavsson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Half Assed is trying to control the position but Gustavsson postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Half Assed keeping moving, preventing Gustavsson from controlling successfully.
Gustavsson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Half Assed keeping moving, preventing Gustavsson from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Gustavsson defends it easily.
Half Assed is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Gustavsson defends well.
Half Assed is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Gustavsson frees his head nicely. Oh but Half Assed has switched to an armbar! Gustavsson is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Anti Half Assed!
Anti Half Assed retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Anti Half Assed thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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