PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Chaplin (ranked 347 p4p, 267 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 45 p4p, 34 weight class). Chaplin comes to the cage accompanied by The Champion - Charlie Chaplin. This should be a great matchup!

Chaplin
vs
Dinglestomper

165 cm
34
135
17 - 8 - 0

176 cm
28
148
11 - 5 - 0

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KO power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Charlie Chaplin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Chaplin has a couple of punches blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Chaplin.
Chaplin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body.
Chaplin gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chaplin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Chaplin is trying to trip Dinglestomper. He has hold of a leg but Dinglestomper is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Chaplin persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

Dinglestomper pushes Chaplin off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaplin throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Chaplin throws a body shot but no joy.

Chaplin tries to keep at a distance but Dinglestomper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chaplin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jab, jab by Dinglestomper - just one landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Chaplin misses the target.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chaplin on the side of the head.
Chaplin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Chaplin avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin checks a low kick from Dinglestomper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Chaplin misses.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Chaplin is out of range.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Chaplin checks it well.
Chaplin looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Chaplin throws out a leg kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range and Chaplin only half commits.
Dinglestomper connects with a nice looking jab.
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Chaplin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Chaplin.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Chaplin moved away.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chaplin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chaplin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Chaplin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Chaplin throws a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaplin takes one to the chin there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Chaplin misses with a body shot.

Chaplin is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Dinglestomper's half guard.
Chaplin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dinglestomper is looking for a sweep. Chaplin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chaplin seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Chaplin trying to control the pace.
Dinglestomper tries to get to full guard but Chaplin has control of the leg.
Chaplin seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dinglestomper does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dinglestomper tries to roll over but Chaplin keeps him under control.
Dinglestomper gets full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper controls Chaplin momentarily but Chaplin frees himself.
Dinglestomper keeping full guard, as Chaplin tries to pass.
Dinglestomper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dinglestomper looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to his feet but Chaplin is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dinglestomper wants to sweep but no luck.
Chaplin trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
Chaplin looking to pass the guard.
Dinglestomper is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Chaplin is controlling him.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chaplin cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Chaplin moves out of range.
Chaplin scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Dinglestomper clinches up with Chaplin and pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Chaplin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Chaplin tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Chaplin back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Chaplin - that landed with a thud.
Chaplin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chaplin lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chaplin's elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Chaplin avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A low kick lands for Chaplin.

Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Chaplin back into the cage.
Chaplin struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chaplin lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper gets underhooks to prevent Chaplin's takedown attempt.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Chaplin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaplin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chaplin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper gets through Chaplin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Chaplin controls his hands.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin throws a head punch that misses.
Chaplin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Chaplin controls the action.
Chaplin blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chaplin cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Donk. Chaplin catches Dinglestomper right on the button with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chaplin looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Chaplin does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Chaplin's ribcage but misses.
Chaplin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chaplin doesn't manage to clinch there - Dinglestomper circles away.
Chaplin throws a lazy uppercut
and Dinglestomper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chaplin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chaplin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Chaplin throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chaplin moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin attempts a counter takedown but Dinglestomper avoids it well and moves away.
Dinglestomper lands with an uppercut that bounces Chaplin off the cage and back into range.
Chaplin slips a straight right by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chaplin.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Chaplin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Charlie Chaplin is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Chaplin lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Chaplin's ribcage but misses.
Chaplin misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses the jab.
Dinglestomper circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Chaplin.
Chaplin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chaplin misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chaplin avoids a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Chaplin.
Chaplin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws out a counter right but Chaplin avoids it with no problem.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chaplin prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with some punches.
Chaplin scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Chaplin misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Chaplin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.

Chaplin has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Dinglestomper regains guard immediately.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaplin throws a big right hand that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaplin wants to pass the guard but Dinglestomper is keeping the position.
Chaplin controls from within his opponent's guard.
Chaplin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Dinglestomper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chaplin defends well.
Chaplin trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dinglestomper is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dinglestomper keeping moving, preventing Chaplin from controlling successfully.
Dinglestomper has his hands on Chaplin's head, controlling the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Chaplin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dinglestomper slips a jab and a cross from Chaplin.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.

Chaplin moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Chaplin blocks an uppercut.
Chaplin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chaplin blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Chaplin's head.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Chaplin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chaplin.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Chaplin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chaplin prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
A right handed body shot lands from Chaplin.
Chaplin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
A short right from Chaplin on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with a punch to the body.

Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.

Dinglestomper tries to sprawl but Chaplin drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Dinglestomper trying to control here.
Dinglestomper is trying to stand up here but Chaplin is controlling him well.
Dinglestomper trying to control but Chaplin postures up.
Chaplin controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaplin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dinglestomper moves into full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaplin is fighting to break Dinglestomper's control of his arms but Dinglestomper is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Chaplin wants to control from the top but Dinglestomper keeps moving.
Chaplin lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Chaplin seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaplin wants to control from the top but Dinglestomper keeps moving.
Dinglestomper has his hands on Chaplin's head, controlling the position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Chaplin scores with a nice head shot.
Chaplin misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chaplin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chaplin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chaplin jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dinglestomper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chaplin under the eye.
Chaplin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Chaplin was well out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick from Chaplin, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chaplin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dinglestomper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chaplin works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chaplin is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dinglestomper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaplin tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chaplin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chaplin connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Chaplin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dinglestomper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chaplin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Chaplin's body.

Dinglestomper pushes Chaplin up against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chaplin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Chaplin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Chaplin misses with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
I've got Dinglestomper winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.