PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Shortman (ranked 3675 p4p, 1987 weight class) and Mitsugu Takeishi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Takeishi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kabuki Gomen-Jyo. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mitsugu Takeishi was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Shortman
vs
Takeishi

220 cm
29
300
7 - 7 - 0

185 cm
38
381
26 - 13 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conquer
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Shortman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mitsugu Takeishi!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shortman fails with a takedown attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from Takeishi misses.
Shortman misses with a takedown attempt
and Takeishi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like James Shortman has been cut.
Shortman fails with the takedown
and Takeishi counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for James Shortman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shortman misses with a takedown
and Takeishi counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Takeishi drops Shortman with a beautiful combination! Shortman stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Takeishi is looking for the KO!

Shortman is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shortman leaves his chin hanging out and Takeishi seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Shortman crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mitsugu Takeishi!
Mitsugu Takeishi seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.