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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Island Turd (ranked 4538 p4p, 2894 weight class) and Khabib Nurmagomedov (ranked 0 p4p, 295 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Nurmagomedov's choice of entrance music: Face the Pain. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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184 cm 25 155 0 - 0 - 0 |
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178 cm 23 154 0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Good chin |
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Decent wrestler Brawler Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Turd ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Khabib Nurmagomedov! The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nurmagomedov shoots for a double leg takedown but Turd sprawls well. He's pushed Nurmagomedov's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Nurmagomedov gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Turd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Nurmagomedov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Turd counters with a lovely straight right hand! Island Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Khabib Nurmagomedov. Nurmagomedov with a poor takedown and Turd counters with a stiff right hand. Turd lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nurmagomedov is rocked! Nurmagomedov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Turd makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Nurmagomedov is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him? Nurmagomedov looks winded! Nurmagomedov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Nurmagomedov seems to have recovered his senses. Turd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Turd thuds his right hand into Nurmagomedov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Turd fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nurmagomedov, pushing him back against the cage. Turd creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nurmagomedov's defenses. Nurmagomedov is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Turd to keep the fight standing. Turd really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. A body shot lands from Turd .
Turd lands an elbow that stopped Nurmagomedov in his tracks for a moment. Nurmagomedov takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round. Turd lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Turd lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Turd lands a body shot. Turd digs a right hand into Nurmagomedov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nurmagomedov's gas tank. Turd comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd lands an elbow inside. Turd lands an elbow that stopped Nurmagomedov in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Khabib Nurmagomedov has been cut. Turd creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Nurmagomedov! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Turd .
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Island Turd ! In defeat, Khabib Nurmagomedov stepped up to the mic, saying 'I never fight for the money, but every person is different'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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